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|Bronze Ent||No image|
|Date of birth||June 20, 2087|
|Place of birth||The Moon|
|Date of death||Immortal|
|Place of death||N/A|
|First Lady||Tyra Banks|
|Vice President||Carrot Top|
|Term of office||2101–2109|
|Preceded by||Conan O'Brien|
|Succeeded by||James Hetfield|
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It shall be deleted and its author shall be smitten immediately. Thus spaketh the Lord.
Do something about ye problem or else we shall be forced to bring out...the comfy chair! Duh-duh-duh!
“A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith proves nothing”
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edit Life Story, as if anyone cares
Bronze Ent , born Michael W███████, is a teenager who lives in Watertown, NY. My life isn't that interesting so lets make some shit up, shall we?
In the summer of 1990, Chuck Norris and Oprah gave birth to their first son, whom they named "Michael", he was a normal baby who weighed 11 lbs, 3 of which were his penis. He was raised in Watertown, Ny by invisable Zebra-Centaurs. Once he had mastered the skill of auto-falletio 14 years later, he ventured into life on his own. He traveled from NY all the way Ohio......By travelling east. He battled many androids, and faught many demon spawn on his journey, and with only an MP3 player with heavy metal songs on it, and 50 American dollars.