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This user was born once. He thought doing it a second time would be a waste of time. He didn't get born again. That might be a good thing, as his mother would probably not appreciate that.
One day, this user hopes to be a good writer, a good editor, a good spleeer, a good grammarer, a good multi-lingualerer thingerer, and a pirate, not in any set order.