User:BritsAreStupid

I was blocked from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template! BritsAreStupid has been blocked from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May its sad fate serve as a warning to others. Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.

D-O Y-O-U S-P-E-A-K E-N-G-L-I-S-H Johnny Foreigner we can't read this so for your benefit I A-M G-O-I-N-G T-O S-P-E-A-K S-L-O-W-L-Y A-N-D L-O-U-D-L-Y (Yet still in English) B-E-C-A-U-S-E I-F Y-O-U D-O N-O-T S-P-E-A-K E-N-G-L-I-S-H Y-O-U M-U-S-T B-E T-H-I-C-K A-N-D D-E-A-F.(and speak english even if you didn't realise it at first) We don't want to fight But, by Jingo, if we do, We've got the ships, We've got the men, We've got the money, too.