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|Family||Sonic the Hedgehog|
|Rouge the Bat|
|Secondary armament||Master Emerald|
|Power supply||Her kicking power is equal to 10,000 soldiers|
|Health||1985 Hit Points (HP)|
“I've never seen any of her movies.”
Chunkie is known more commonly by her stage name as Rouge the Bat. Her first official appearance by Sega was in 2001, in "Sonic's Wacky Molestation Adventure 2" (also known as Sonic Adventure). To this day, Sega refuses to disclose just how many people she slept with to get the job.
She is a professional porn-star, strip-tease, lap-dancer, makeup artist, and brothel owner. When all of these fail to pay the bills, she resorts to treasure hunting, and working as a government agent.
Chunkie loves all gems, but lusts after the Chaos Emeralds most of all. She will do absolutely anything to get jewels, and yes, we do mean just about anything. Her feminine charm makes her appear careless, but she is actually scheming and manipulative. Some think she's a good example of a strong female character, some think she's a really shallow bitch, but all agree that she's a total cash-in on sex appeal to 13-25 year olds.
Not only does Chunkie possess huge knockers, but she also has thighs like nutcrackers. She's an instructor in unarmed combat and makeup application.
Chunkie can fly herself out of any danger, although she doesn't always remember to.
Chunkie is a white-furred bat. She used to spend six hours every morning in the application of her makeup. but extensive practice has whittled this down to two.
On-screen, Chunkie has been dressed in multiple smokin' hot outfits. Her most popular outfit seems to be the skin-tight black leotard, with thigh-high white boots with hearts on the toes, high white gloves with pink wristbands, and a huge heart-shaped piece of armour on her chest to protect her mighty two-fers against the elements and Sonic the Hedgehog's busy hands.
In Sonic Heroic Heroes she was given a new outfit; a purple aand pink leotard thing with a heart on the belt. Chunkie protested, claiming that the colours were were unflattering and made her knockers look like beach balls, but in a bad way. She told Sega that unless her previous, more flattering outfit was restored, she'd go to the press with confidential information about Sonic the Hedgehog. They folded like a bad hand, and from then on, Chunkie has always had full control over her own wardrobe.
While some people complain that Chunkie's rather revealing outfits could attract the wrong kind of attention, it's worth noting that nobody forces her at gunpoint to wear these clothes and she should be allowed to wear whatever the hell she wants. Thanks to her skills in kickboxing, nobody has proven capable of ripping them off her against her will just yet.
edit Early Life
Chunkie was born in New York, 18 years ago.
edit Middle Life
(on Streetwalking/TV series)
edit Television Career
"You must understand; I don't usually have to pay women for sex. But then I saw you, and..."
"Oh, that's okay. I don't judge, baby. Just unbuckle your pants - oh! you already have!"
"No, babe; I just never wear pants."
"Okay, well let's just get into your car and- oh, you don't have a car!"
"That's right, I walk everywhere. Well... run, usually..."
—Episode 161, Chunkie And The Guy Out For A Walk.
While like any actress, Chunkie started small with bit parts and in adverts for sex toys, her career rose rapidly to medium fame when she became the main character of the short-lived but highly popular TV series Chunkie the Streetwalker, a show about an innocent young woman who due to her unfortunate financial circumstances is paid to have sex with different men almost every night.
Chunkie the Streetwalker was highly acclaimed for its exceptional quality, with each episode taking up to three days to make and some scenes having multiple takes, and it had extremely high production costs, with the male actors sometimes actually being paid.
The series ended after 6 seasons with the DTV movie finale A Very Chunkie Christmas, when Chunkie decided to expand her career into video games cutscenes.
The entire series was printed on VHS and DVD, however it is now out of print. It can sometimes be found going for obscenely high prices on Ebay.
Chunkie's career on stage is becoming extensive. Even though most of her work nowadays goes towards her career at Sonic Team, she has vowed to never give up on the fans who first noticed her in her most acclaimed role as 'The Diamond Harlot'.
When it comes to her career, Chunkie is known to be very generous, often offering her co-workers parts in up-coming movies.
- A Very Chunkie Christmas (DTV)
- The Diamond Harlot
- Sonic Adventure 2 (her Sega debut)
- Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
- Sonic Heroes
- The Diamond Harlot 2: Pink Wallpaper
- Sonic Battle
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- The Diamond Harlot 3: Hard To Pay The Rent
- Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
- Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
- Sonic Colors (DS version)
- Sonic Generations
- The Diamond Harlot 4: My Snatch Is On Fire!(2014 release)
- The Diamond Harlot 5: A Silver Lining (in Pre-Production)
She also continues to make regular appearances in Sonic XXX and Archie Comics.
Thanks to her flexibility and powers of flight, Chunkie often participates in sporting events. While many people suspect that her involvement in Sonic Riders was initially a huge confusion on her part, she claims that she gets as much of a thrill out of hover-boarding as anybody else who has ever particicpated.
- Sonic Riders
- Sonic Rivals
- Sonic Rivals 2
- Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
- Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Winter Games
- Sonic Free Riders
- Nevada 2011 Poledance Marathon
- Sonic Jump
- Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
edit Knuckles the Echidna
Since Knuckles is supposed to be the Guardian of the world's largest jewel, the Master Emerald, Chunkie has obviously taken something of a shine (ha ha) to him. She regulary visits him on Angel Island to keep him company and try to persuade him to turn the Master Emerald into the world's most garish engagement ring. He has thus far refrained.
While some believe that Knuckles must as a consequence be a homosexual, most documented evidence shows him trying to catch a peek, suggesting that he's just a cheapskate.
edit Shadow the Hedgehog
Chunkie first met Shadow while doing a tour of Prison Island signing autographs for fans. Shadow was breaking out at the time and made an attempt to molest her, which failed. He later saved her life while blowing up Prison Island, and made an enlightening discovery - that nobody sexually assaults Chunkie unless she wants them to. This kind of means that nobody can sexually assault Chunkie.
Chunkie seems to have a soft spot for Shadow the Hedgehog. She has repeatedly broken him out of prison despite knowing all about his many, many convictions as a murderer and sex offender. She also comes up with his bail-money on a regular basis, and sometimes breaks him out of prison. It's common knowledge that he spends many nights at Club Rouge for free.
She has publicly stated her appreciation for the many times he's attempted to sexually assault her, but claims that, "He's going to have to try harder than that."
“I thought the duct tape would scare her, but she chewed right through it.”
edit Sonic the Hedgehog
Chunkie gets along pretty well with Sonic, since he was the one to refer her to Sonic Team after meeting her while out on a casual jog through Night Babylon. Sonic has never been known to say anything bad about Chunkie, ever. She recently offered him a co-starring role in her movie The Diamond Harlot 3, but since he was working on Sonic the Werewolf at the time, he politely declined.