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My name is BreakDancer and I love Guinness! I am an old man, who likes to do party tricks with his zimmer frame, which includes doing acrobatics over the frame. I like doing wicked stunts at schools, hospitals, and shopping malls, when I can get out of my rest home for the elderly. Yeah I am totally ill breaker when not grumpy or crunking or both. Don't confuse me for a wigger or Michael Jackson!
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and knows how to queue.