User:BreakDancer
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Yo! Buy me a Guinness!
What yo' wan me do? Get my guitar out and sing some blues about why my wife left me?
About Me
My name is BreakDancer and I love Guinness! I am an old man, who likes to do party tricks with his zimmer frame, which includes doing acrobatics over the frame. I like doing wicked stunts at schools, hospitals, and shopping malls, when I can get out of my rest home for the elderly. Yeah I am totally ill breaker when not grumpy or crunking or both. Don't confuse me for a wigger or Michael Jackson!
I am also a paid up member of the exclusive silver surfer club, and is old enough to know what a keyboard is!
I like my beer well spiked with LSD and or crack!
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Still breaking at 99 and waiting for a telegram from the Queen
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