User:BreakDancer

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Latest revision as of 23:40, April 10, 2007

Yo! Buy me a Guinness!

What yo' wan me do? Get my guitar out and sing some blues about why my wife left me?

edit About Me

My name is BreakDancer and I love Guinness! I am an old man, who likes to do party tricks with his zimmer frame, which includes doing acrobatics over the frame. I like doing wicked stunts at schools, hospitals, and shopping malls, when I can get out of my rest home for the elderly. Yeah I am totally ill breaker when not grumpy or crunking or both. Don't confuse me for a wigger or Michael Jackson!

I am also a paid up member of the exclusive silver surfer club, and is old enough to know what a keyboard is!

I like my beer well spiked with LSD and or crack!

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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