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<Savethemooses> I heard there was a party in here
<Boxofstuff> It left.
<Savethemooses> With like, pop tarts and stuff
<Savethemooses> and Dr. Pepper
<Savethemooses> Now that's my idea of a party
<Braydie> yeah, like fizzy drinks and stuff
<Savethemooses> With at least 23 flavours
<Braydie> 26 on a good day
<Savethemooses> So squiggle I have a problem with your minor edit to "Rest stop areas of Iowa"
<Savethemooses> It shows a strong POV in favor of the Cedar Rapids stop
<Squiggle> O rly?
<Savethemooses> strong POV in favor of the Cedar Rapids stop
<Sycorax> ...wtf? Rest stop areas of Iowa?
<Squiggle> That's a shame.
<Savethemooses> plus it violates WP:DPOT
<Squiggle> Your mom violates WP:DIGNITY
<Savethemooses> THAT IS UNCALLED FOR
<Boxofstuff> Can you two take this to a private chat?
<Chestinfection> Squiggle, no personal attacks.
<Chestinfection> The search on Res stop areas of Iowa came up with nothing.
<Savethemooses> WHAT!?! Who deleted it?
<Savethemooses> I was going to fix the WP:DPOT violation though!
<Braydie> Savethemooses: I did, non notable area
<Savethemooses> So you think Iowa is non-notable?
<Squiggle> Cedar Rapids rocks, fools
<Squiggle> You don't even know.
<Savethemooses> but you need a citation for that
<Squiggle> I had a citation, but the Cabal deleted it.
<Braydie> Savethemooses: Yes, and the WP:DPOT wasn't resolved with in 36 hours of me warning you.
<Savethemooses> well I believe WP:HYL allows me a grace period if I have to deal with WP:DPOT and WP:NPOV at the same time
<Braydie> No, that is a common mistake to make, you can't gain a grace period from WP:HYL
<Chestinfection> OK what article are you two EXACTLY talking about?
<Savethemooses> Chestinfection: I was trying to resolve WP:DPOT and WP:NPOV issues on an article, but it was deleted despite WP:HYL
<Squiggle> You guys and your Wps
<Squiggle> Where is the love?
<keitei> that's wikilove to you, Squiggle
<Savethemooses> WP:LOVE was deleted after an overwhelming vote
<Braydie> Savethemooses: can we get back to the matter at hand please?
<Braydie> The WP:HYL
<Savethemooses> let's get a moderator
<danni> Savethemooses, WP:WOTTA ?
<Squiggle> My edits were in support of WP:DON'T MAKE THE INTERNET SUCK
<Savethemooses> NO PERSONAL ATTACKS!
<Braydie> Savethemooses: If I hack up the page, do you think you can solve the WP:DPOT and the WP:NPOV?
<Squiggle> I say we delete the whole thing and begin a new society built on strong love of nature.
<Braydie> Squiggle: not an option
<Squiggle> Who's with me for the Revolution!
<Savethemooses> Braydie: I think I can solve WP:DPOT and WP:NPOV as long as I get a temporary suspension of WP:DKS
<danni> Savethemooses, errr WP:WOTTA ???
<Squiggle> But WP:DYKS is the framework for all civilizations!
<Braydie> Savethemooses: Let me think about it
<Codeine> Nah, that's WP:STFU
<Squiggle> Without it, we would be primitive ant eaters!
<Squiggle> You don't want to just throw away the spidery web of security and language, do you STM? DO YOU?
<Savethemooses> As long as I don't violate WP:LANG
<Squiggle> Besides, it does not violate Wikipedia:Depot under technical conditions under WP:FRUM
<Braydie> Savethemooses: You can have the page back, but I want the WP:NPOV and WP:DPOT cleared up straight away, and you will be put on the WP:SWATCH for pages like this in the future. You in addition will be removed from WP:DKS and WP:HYL.
<Squiggle> Maybe I should scratch the whole thing and move to Wikidepot in Wikia.
<Squiggle> Start a fresh life as a rural farmer.
<Squiggle> Braydie: Won't you think of the WP:CHILDREN?
<Braydie> Squiggle: In my view it doesn't work, what about you?
<Squiggle> I think that children are the future and smell like feathery pleasantness. You?
<PrO> Squiggle - BUT HOW DO YOU THINK THEY TASTE?
<PrO> DELICIOUS AND JUICY, OR SPICY and MOUTH WATERING?
<Braydie> all of the above
<Codeine> He needs to check WP:FLAVOR first
<Squiggle> I agree with Braydie per WP:YUMMY.
<Squiggle> Although there is still the WP:DPOT violation to work out.
<Savethemooses> Braydie: Thanks, I'll do that
<Braydie> Savethemooses: Don't let it happen again.
<Savethemooses> Sorry for the delay, I was eating some ice cream
<Squiggle> Savethemooses: That is in direct blasphemy towards WP:ICE CREAM
<Squiggle> And WP:DELAY.
<Savethemooses> No, I have a loophole under WP:DAIRY and WP:TYT
<Squiggle> You damn well better.
<Squiggle> I don't care about WP:TIT or whatever, the important thing is WP:DAIRY and WP:ICE CREAM.
<danni> Squiggle, you really want that with [[WP:BEANS]] ?
<Squiggle> So long as they conform to [[WP:HEALTH]] and [[WP:FART]].
<danni> Squiggle, aren't you worried you'll get Wikipedia:Adminitis ?
<Savethemooses> Now you people are being ridiculous!
<Squiggle> Nah, [[WP:WP]] has me covered.
<danni> Savethemooses, I'm funnier than you are
<Savethemooses> I wanted to resolve a real dispute concerning WP:DPOT!
<Savethemooses> and now it's a giant flea circus
<Squiggle> We are being [[WP:SERIOUS]].
<Savethemooses> Well it doesn't matter because Braydie resolved it
<danno> Squiggle, [[WP:REALLY]] ? :-)
- huge* man page...
<Squiggle> Braydie is a n00b who completely disregards [[WP:SILLY]]
<Savethemooses> huge man page?
<Braydie> Squiggle: Be careful what you say
<Savethemooses> that violates WP:GROSS
<danni> it's a [[WP:DRAMA]] I tell you!
<Codeine> That's it, I'm filing an RFX
<Savethemooses> NO! NOT AN RFX!
<Codeine> A request for Xylophones!
<Braydie> god... no..
<Squiggle> Braydie: Come off it, you know that you are a rapscallion with no respect for Wikipedia OFFICIAL policy
<Squiggle> If it were up to you we'd all be feeling around in the dark.
<Mossa> Squiggle... stop.
<Codeine> Braydie hasn't even read WP:SCHWARZENEGGER
<Savethemooses> Mossa: Squiggle violated WP:DPOT
<Squiggle> Did not!
<Savethemooses> Did too
- Mossa sighs
<Squiggle> Braydie started it with [[WP:STARTED IT]]
<Simon> What’s the GNAA and why doesn’t wikipedia have an article on it?
<Squiggle> GNAA = Gay Nigger Association of America, an organization that campaigns for civil rights.
<Braydie> Savethemooses: erm, please get that page sorted
<Savethemooses> alright, thanks Braydie
<Savethemooses> bye Braydie
<Squiggle> BRAYDIE! DON'T [[WP:LEAVE]] ME! IT'S A VIOLATION OF [[WP:LOVE]]!
<Savethemooses> Squiggle, that violates WP:GAY
<Savethemooses> I gotta go too
STM was kicked, before he could leave.