User:Bradaphraser/for President

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Vote Bradaphraser for President in '08! He's got a name you've seen before!

edit Middle-class values

Bradaphraser is a conservative member of the Internet community. As such, he understands the common man and can use that understanding to make some kind of decision on something.

edit Foreign Policy

Bradaphraser has chosen a foreigner as his running mate, so he understands foreign policy.

edit Change

To his knowledge, no one has ever been elected in clear violation of the Constitution of the United States. As such, upon his election, Bradaphraser will already be a trendsetter.

edit Waffling

Though he does not like waffles, he appreciates and respects the needs of the waffle-eating community, and will work with wafflers around the country to ensure that there is an ample waffle-supply ready for dispensation at a moment's notice.

edit Hard to say

Combined with his running mate, Modusoperandi, the Bradaphraser/Modusoperandi campaign is the hardest ticket to pronounce in an era. We therefore are the clear and logical choice to run this country as President and ... Vice-President? Whatever you call the other guy.

edit Incompetence

Only one campaign is honest enough to declare their incompetence openly. That campaign is us! We have no qualms nor quibbles with admitting that we have no idea what we are doing. When compared to our opponents, we have less leadership experience, and, in fact, accomplished much less when put in a position of leadership. So when placed with the option of fascism and honest incompetence, make the right choice! ...Whatever that happens to be.

edit Failure

Unlike other political candidates, we do not shrink from failure. In fact, we embrace it! Vote Bradaphraser/Modusoperandi in '08! "We're sure to loose!"

edit Moment of Truth

Ok, now. I want you to vote for whoever you think would be the best President. But remember, if you vote for me, with my first action as President, I'll make you a superdelegate. (Members of the voting commission, election oversight committee, and current superdelegates: IGNORE THIS PARENTHETICAL. Ok guys, I really need these votes. I'm WAY behind in the delegate count and I need something to prove I'm electable. Please vote in this poll even if you wouldn't REALLY vote for me.)

Who would YOU vote for President? (remember, vote for me)
 
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The poll was created at 13:38 on May 11, 2008, and so far 11 people voted.
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