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edit Awards that I so totally deserve


...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.

Goldstein award E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

April 2006

Caternest You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
DaveMustaineAward LinkTGF has awarded you the exquisite

Dave Mustaine Award of Excellence
Not only do you do great things, but you are unrecognized for them :(
Continue and someday I will like something of yours enough to steal it and call it my own!


The World's Tiniest String Quartet.
Shown under an electron microscope.
Scale is 100 pixels per Ångstrom.
They are playing My Heart Bleeds for You.

Kitten in glass Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.


Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

Cbread Plate of cornbread!!!
Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread

Caternest Acid likes you. Be thrilled.
Now go make him a sandwich.

(I consider it an honor to be important enough to be roasted by the Uncyclopedia admins... and SO SHOULD YOU!


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