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I am so sorry. You have no idea how upset your trolling has made me. Post-going-to-stop-no-for-really trolling, I mean. When, in thirty years, I look back at all of my actions, I think this will be the one I regret the most. Calling that dumb-ass, cock-sucking, goat-screwing, cross-dressing transvestite vandal a "complete loser" in my edit summary. God, why did I do it? I don't even have an answer for myself. I think my great-grandfather, looking down on my from Heaven, has stopped screwing your great-grandma for a sec and turned his eyes down upon my actions, wording a curse that would hurt our ears terribly if ever we heard them. I sincerely offer my heartfelt apologies for screwing your mother, but, in my defense, she's hot. You have to at least admit that. I hope that all future dealings between us are on better terms than you vandalizing the site that I sometimes visit for fun, because you just can't get off until someone else is as upset as you.
I offer you this link as a peace offering, so that we may foster better relations with your obvious writing talent in the future: goatse.cx Keep working on it, you'll be able to write soon enough, I'm sure!
Oh, and be sure to check out the Beginner's Guide before you leave, loser.
- Laden with insults and overtly sarcastic, but it'll do. Apology accepted.
- ~The Insane Jester