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| Random Elvis Sighting|
The King has left the building.
|Known languages||English, bollocks|
|Born||July 23, 1989|
|Died||November 13, 31337|
|Weapons and powers||speaking shite, the 80s, Sex with men, Donkey punching|
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Impressed by his sexual skills, CJayC gave Brad89 a donkey to play with. He also sent him and his new faction, the noob-jockey association, My Little Pony DVDs. What Brad89 didn't know was that they were really porn DVDs documenting the sexual expploits of GavLuvsGA and his band of shirt-lifting arse bandits. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Once Brad89 and his friends found this out, they got overexcited and posted crappy links to various sites trying to get kudos for sissy trolling. Now piss off and read something else! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GAVLUVSGA IS SUCH A TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death is no escape.
edit Members of the N00b Killers
- Brad89 (queer bitch)
- The Care Bears
- Hot Sexy Men
- Gav's Panda
- XxetrofAdvanced (lovely lovely guy)
- Brado (left the sims board due to embarrassment over sticking up for Gav)
- GavLuvsGAY (total fag fuity McGay gay, complete message board slut)
- Chuck Norris (Sleeps with the light on still)
- Mr T (Crazy Foo!)
- Vin Diesel (Can't act to save his life)
- Jean Claude Van Damme (professional sissy-kicker and prissy little bitch)
- Steve Ballmer (who?)