User:Bpenguin17/YOU ARE CURSED!
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YOU HAVE STUMBLED UPON THE SACRED DOMAIN OF THE minor GOD UESRUCI, LORD OF ALL POWER THAT IS IN THE HANDS OF UNPREDICTABLE AND IRRITABLE PERSONS! You have perhaps met some of his servants, yes? Your boss? Oh, man, remember last month when SILENCE! YOU ARE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME, HUMAN! FOR THE UNSPEAKABLE CRIME OF TRESSPASS, YOU ARE CURSED IN MANY HORRIBLE WAYS!
•YOU ARE CURSED TO HAVE A FATEFUL MEETING WITH A PENGUIN!
•Sorry, did I say "Fateful"? I meant "Fatal". HA HA HAAA! I'm a god. I can pull these things off.
•YOU ARE CURSED TO BE CALLED UPON AT THE NEAREST DANCE AND DO THE "THRILLER"!
•YOU ARE CURSED TO LIVE FOREVER! Not a curse, you say? Well, picture yourself in a hundred years! You'll be this withering husk, living in a rest home for decades, wishing that you would just die, BUT YOU CAN'T! Oh. I'm sorry. That one's a little harsh, isn't it? Okay, you are CURSED to LIVE FOREVER UNTIL YOU DIE!
•YOU ARE CURSED TO READ THESE WORDS! Ha! That one came true already.
•YOU ARE CURSED TO NAME YOUR CHILD "Sven Izzy"!
•YOU ARE an idiot. Just thought I'd throw that one in.
•And furthermore, YOU ARE CURSED TO BE AN IDIOT!
•YOU ARE CURSED TO BE KISSED BY SOMEONE FIFTY YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!
•YOU ARE CURSED TO WATCH THE SEQUELS TO "THE MATRIX"!
•YOU ARE CURSED IN GENERAL.
•YOU ARE CURSED TO HEAR A COUNTRY SONG!
•...OR TWO! HA HA HAAA!
•Nah, make it three. 'Cause there are, like, one or two that aren't too bad, you know? But the rest are PURE TORTURE!
•YOU ARE CURSED TO SCROLL DOWN A BIT TO READ THIS! See, that one came true, too.
•And finally, YOU ARE CURSED TO DIE IN PUBLIC! IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! AND YOU GET KILLED BY THE PENGUIN!
Okay, I think that's it. RUN ALONG BEFORE I THINK OF MORE! HA HA HAAA HA HA HAAA HA HAAA HAAA!