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I live here, when I am not there.
Now I am a wildflower who finished someone else's lame one-line entries on Sting Theory and Shit, wrote Pork from scratch (which itched), and also did some work on 3, 4, Universe, Everything, and Recursive. Well, I thought it was funny.
I also add "see also" links wherever possible, because semiotic connectivity is itself hilarious.
Then, I am a coffeepot.