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Boris was expedited by overnight freight to somewhere in south Canada at a young age and born to a rather surprised couple who expected not to expect him, to be sure.
Now he writes unintelligible drivel that threatents to undermine the very hyperstatic underpinnings of any glimmer of redactic, epistemological, humanitarian, triskadekaphobic hope we might possibly have otherwise had that the English language would be able to progress constructively.
His mother was an english major and his father was not. He was in the US military instead. Please don't fault him for it. Times were different then.
Boris' favourite subjects are curling, adultery, weevils, Miley Cyrus, Tim Horton's, and Manitoba, not necessarily in that order. He has almost completed drafting a proposal for a hobby that involves all six simultaneously.