User:Boobmister

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be dexter.

[edit] Pie is Good, So am I.

It's true Pie is good, but not as good as I. For I am Gooder.

Boobmister's true form.

[edit] Quotes

“I'd hit it.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Boobmister

“I've already hit it.”

~ Chuck Norris on "Hitting It"

“Man Whore.”

~ Richard Simmons on Above Quote

“George Bush Doesn't Care about Boobs, or Misters.”

~ Kanye West on Boobs and Misters.

[edit] That's All Folks

Now, GTFO. =D

Boobmister's OTHER True Form.