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|Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!|
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diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
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|What a mouth-full...|
|The Ring of Devandalisers|
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|Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!|
|...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.|
Enjoy! -Dial the Gate
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno
|<center>Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous|
Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.</center>
|Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!|
|Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...|
Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.</center>
|Trar has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.
|Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa. |
Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever!
Not cute enough?
|<center>ARE YOU PREPARED?|
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.
a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.</center>
|<center>On the first day of Christmas, the General gave to me...|
A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines </center>
|~ Merry Xmas Bonner/Awarded! ~|
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
|Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch|
|The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.|
|Beware the white stuff!|
|There you go son!
It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!
|Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. |
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.
Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.