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Lumps2 The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!



Volleybeauty WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring......
Oh, never mind...



He's so nice he gave me another...



Child abuse The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
Remember, it's for their own damn good!



CheeseChapel Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.



Nuke the whales2 The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!





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PARTY MEMBER HAS DOUBLEPLUSGOOD DEEDS REF PAGE

MEDAL GIVEWISE SHOWN DOUBLEPLUSBIG AS AWARD IS PARTY HONOR



Red Ninjastar Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
Comrade.

~SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Unsoc



STMVA1 The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
What a mouth-full...



Gring The Ring of Devandalisers
For poking Rieke on irc

Rabbi Techno



Osama The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!





Nuclearxmaspudding Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.

Enjoy! RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture



Evil santa Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno



PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS <center>Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.</center>



WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...



<center>Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.</center>
Humbug



Newcookie Trar has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.



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<center>Secular Greetings!

This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism.
-- emo Ape (derail) (Riot Porn)</center>



Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa.
Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever!
Not cute enough? CLICK to try again
Cutechristmas7



Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!



Santaweb <center>ARE YOU PREPARED?

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

TAKE HEED.
TAKE NOTICE.
TAKE COVER.


a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.</center>



PearTree <center>On the first day of Christmas, the General gave to me...

A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines </center>



~ Merry Xmas Bonner/Awarded! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch






HongKong Phooey Approved Jan 2008

SnowySnow The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
Beware the white stuff!



Modernwoodencondom There you go son!

It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!

<center>The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!</center>



Kitten in glass Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.

Yay!!

Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.



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