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Welcome to Bonner,

the content-free Bonner that anyone can Bonner,
unless the server goes down, in which case no-one can Bonner.
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Real Name: Herpus McDerpus.
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Member since: 23:36, June 16, 2007
Occupation: Layabout
IRC name: Bonner
Weapon of Choice: FN P90
Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
8 years, 2 months and 12 days.

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