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  • 1. Hack-verisement
  • 2. Illegal-ment

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  • 3. You are hacking.
  • Hacking is illegal.
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I am not a Hacker or a Hater.

  • But they are 2 things that I do.
  • 1. I Edit
  • 2. I go onto a Computer.
George
George

“Shut the fuck up.”

~ Hacker on User:Boisvert593

Hacked Up I mean Fucked Up.

Boisvert593
Real Name: George Paul Boisvert
Fake Name: Jorge Greenwood
My Birthday is: 5/12/1988
IQ: 103
Age: 8 Almost 9 or 20 Almost 21
Gender: Male
Member since: November 2008
Occupation: Student
Favorite Article(s): Wheel of Fortune. Deal or No Deal & The Biggest Loser (TV)
Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Haters
Favorite Shows: Wheel of Fortune, Survivor, Deal or No Deal, The Biggest Loser (TV).
Me Saying to the YouTubers: Hacking is illegal.
What do I think Pokemon Hacks are: illegal
Is a loser: No
Gay: No I am not.

Contents

[edit] Hack

Hoax Act Caught in the KKK

[edit] Crack

C R A C K

  • Nothing. CRACK is Crack.

[edit] History

I am Boisvert593.
  • 1. I was born in 1988.
  • 2. I kind of liking Uncyclopedia a lot.
  • 3. My Birthday is on May 12th.
  • 4. I Watched a Game Show but Someone hacked it.
  • 5. CBS Take a legal version of the Show called Survivor.
  • 6. Copyright is for Uncyclopedia's Copyleft.
  • 7. Always follow the law.
  • 8. The FCC wants people to censor the words on Uncyclopedia.

[edit] What I totally like

[edit] Pink CBS and Purple CBS

Ohhhhhh Yeah that's illegal.
  • 1. Pink and Purple CBS are in Love.
  • 2. Pink and Purple CBS are Hackers which it's illegal.
  • 3. Pink and Purple CBS have Sex and that's illegal too.
  • 4. Because if they do they will have a baby.
  • Note: If they have a baby. They will have another Color too.
  • Note: They will get caught by the cops too.

[edit] TBS is Very Unfunny

TBS Very Unfunny Logo. WOW!!!

So Unfunny is illegal.

[edit] 3D3D GlassesGlasses

YouYou reallyreally needneed 3D3D GlassesGlasses inin orderorder toto seesee thethe picturepicture clearlyclearly andand it'sit's inin 3D3D ..

SeeSee PagePage -->--> 3D3D GlassesGlasses

[edit] Card

My way is down below.


Q

Image:card-queen.gif

Q
  • Joker. Nothing for me to do.
  • 2. I Hack that Pokemon Page.
  • 3. I can edit the Admins Page.
  • 4. The Page is going to get edited.
  • 5. No One can Block me.
  • 6. I Become an Admin on Uncyclopedia.
  • 7. I have a lucky chance to Delete me Account.
  • 8. I get to hack Uncyclopedia.
  • 9. I get to roll the Die.
  • 10. I hack any page I want.
  • Jack. I do Nothing.
  • Q. I hack this page for 5 Minutes.
  • K. I hack a Page with a lock on it.
  • Ace. I am the King of this Website.
  • and:
  • Clubs (Black) - Don't look at what the die says and do it.
  • Hearts (Red) - Don't look at what die #6 Says.
  • Spades (Black) - See if I Can or Can't do it.
  • Diamonds (Red) - Look like an admin by putting on admin stuff.
  • Red - Don't look at Card #6. Note: Looking at Card 6 can be a # 666.
  • Black - Don't look at what Die #1 Says Note: If you do you might not wanna do it.
  • HA HA HA! There's nothing here.

[edit] Die

 
     
 
  • 1. No
  • 2. Yes
  • 3. No
  • 4. Yes
  • 5. Yes
  • 6. I Replace any Badword with (Bleep) OK.

[edit] Coin

My 1st Coin Image:coin-tails.gif
TAILS

  • Heads - I Win Note: If I don't win 1st one I must win on the 2nd one.
  • Tails - I Lose Note: (Bleep) you.
  • Edge - Admin gets Blocked Note: Gets Blocked.

My 2nd Coin Image:coin-tails.gif
TAILS

  • Heads - I Win Note: Win it.
  • Tails - I Lose Note: I Lost.
  • Edge - Admin gets Blocked Note: I Get to hack your Account.

If I get Heads. -> Image:Head on.gif Then Put on Head On.

[edit] Slot

Image:slots-top.gif
Image:slots-left.gif Image:slots-bell.gifImage:slots-bar2.gifImage:slots-green7.gif Image:slots-right.gif
Image:slots-base.gif
Image:slots-green7.gifImage:slots-green7.gifImage:slots-green7.gif I can really edit it or hack it whatever I want.

[edit] My Favourite Colours are:

[edit] Hacking and Editing Terms:

I am not being a dick LOL.

[edit] My Favorite Shows are:

[edit] The BIGGEST Gainer Season 1

This is The BIGGEST Gainer Logo.
  • This season was filmed on 12/25/08 - 1/3/09
    • The Contestants:
  • 1. Santa Clause
  • 2. The Grinch
  • 3. Donald Trump
  • 4. Pikachu (Pokemon) 2nd Ep.
  • 5. WAMMY! 4th Ep.
        1. of Episodes: 7
    • Ep. #1.
  • 1. They all weigh in for the 1st time.
  • 2. They all eat for 5 Minutes.
  • 3. They all weigh in again.
  • 4. The BG Twist.
  • 5. None of would be going back to there job.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Santa Clause 350 +25 25 375
Donald Trump 250 +15 15 265
The Grinch 200 +35 35 235
    • Ep. #2.
  • 1. Pikachu (Pokemon) Comes to this game.
  • 2. Pikachu (Pokemon) weigh in for the 1st time.
  • 3. They all eat for 10 Minutes.
  • 4. They all weigh in again for a 2nd time. (Pikachu 1st time)
  • 5. The Grinch has got X out.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 30 480
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 45 395
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 25 275
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 60 260
    • Ep. #3.
  • 1. 3 are Left on The BIGGEST Gainer.
  • 2. They don't eat for 1 whole hour.
  • 3. But then they all eat for 5 Minutes.
  • 4. They all weigh in again for a 3rd time. (Pikachu 2nd time)
  • 5. Donald Trump has got X out.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 +45 75 525
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 +20 65 415
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 +25 50 300
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 60 260
    • Ep. #4.
  • 1. The WAMMY! Comes to The BIGGEST Gainer.
  • 2. The WAMMY! weigh in his Luck for the 1st time.
  • 3. But then they all eat for 25 Minutes.
  • 4. They all weigh in again for Santa Cluse 4th time (Pikachu 3nd time) (WAMMY! 1st time).
  • 5. None of them has got X out.
  • 6. Pikachu Shared the color Green to the Grinch.
  • 7. Santa Clause Shard the color Pink to Donald Trump.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 +45 +50 125 575
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 60 260
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 +20 +60 125 475
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 +25 50 300
WAMMY! 500 in Episode #4 +80 80 580

No Matter what the WHAMMY! will always stay at the color Blue.

    • Ep. #5.
  • 1. The BIGGEST Gainer twist
  • 2. They will only eat for 3 Min.
  • 3. They will all wight in for the 1st time
  • 4. Green Team has got X out.
  • 5. Green Just turned to Gray.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 +20 +60 +20 145 495
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 +25 +20 70 320
WAMMY! 500 in Episode #4 +80 +25 105 605
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 +45 +50 +10 135 585
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 +10 70 270

No Matter what the WHAMMY! will always stay at the color Blue.

    • Ep. #6.
  • 1. The BIGGEST Gainer twist again.
  • 2. They will only eat for 2 Min.
  • 3. They will all wight in for the 2nd time
  • 4. Donald Trump has got X out again.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 +20 +60 +20 +5 150 500
WAMMY! 500 in Episode #4 +80 +25 +10 115 615
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 +25 +20 +5 75 325
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 +45 +50 +10 135 585
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 +10 70 270

No Matter what the WHAMMY! will always stay at the color Blue.

    • Ep. #7.
  • 1. The BIGGEST Gainer 2 Hour Special.
  • 2. They will eat for 60 Min.
  • 3. They will all wight in for the 3rd time
  • 4. Santa Clause has got X out again.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
WAMMY! 500 in Episode #4 +80 +25 +10 +105 220 720
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 +20 +60 +20 +5 +100 250 600
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 +25 +20 +5 75 325
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 +45 +50 +10 135 585
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 +10 70 270

No Matter what the WHAMMY! will always stay at the color Blue.

[edit] The BIGGEST Gainer Season 2

  • 1. WHAMMY! from Season 1 on the Pre-Season Ep.
  • 2. PKMN Hacker Zel Ep. 1
  • 3. PKMN Hacker Teh Boro Ep. 1
  • 4. PKMN Hacker Jigs Ep. 1
  • 5. Pikachu (Pokemon) Ep. 2
  • 6. The Grinch Ep. 2
  • 7. Donald Trump Ep. 2
  • 8. Santa Clause Ep. 2
    • Pre-Season 2 Episode of the BIGGEST Gainer
  • 1. The Whammy Loses 600 LB.
From Season 1 Pre-Season Ep. Total
WAMMY! 720 -600 120
        1. of Episodes: 10
    • Ep. #1.
  • 1. They all weigh in for the 1st time.
  • 2. They all eat for 15 Sec.
  • 3. They all wight in for the 1st time.
  • 4. No Contestant is off
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 No One is Out. Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Ep. #8 Ep. #9 Ep. #10 Total Gain in: Total
WHAMMY! 120 +7 7 127
Zel 150 +12 and Immunity 12 162
Teh Baro 130 +9 9 139
Jigz 125 +8 8 133



[edit] The Polls for the Biggest Gainer Season 2.

Who will be the Biggest Gainer 2 Winner?
 
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2
 
0
 
2
 

The poll was created at 22:27 on March 23, 2009, and so far 4  people voted.

Votes: End on 4/15/09

Who will Team Up with Zel?
 
1
 
0
 
5
 
0
 

The poll was created at 21:14 on April 7, 2009, and so far 6  people voted.

Votes: End on 4/30/09

Big Brother America is not real LOL

Admins are illegal LOL.

Suck my dick. LOL.

  • iHacking is illegal.
  • No One's going to tell me not to click on a link.
  • Those hackers hack illegally.

[edit] User Boxes

This user's IQ is 103.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
A This user is an adult in body only.
This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
This user has been blocked
1 time.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.
This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
325+ This user has over 325 edits. Duh!
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
 1 year,  1 month and 11 days.

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This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.

8 This user is 8 years old. Woop-ti-doo.


20 This user is 20 years old. Woop-ti-doo.


bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
typo-1 This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.


MS-2 This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
This user watches Wheel Of Fortune.


This user loves pi
es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
fr-0 This user does not understand Français and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
de-0 This user does not understand Deutsch and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
pika-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Pikachu.
ja-0 This user does not understand Japanese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
fh-P This f****r speaks Fuckhead heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
uk-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Correct English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
bs-F This user got an F in Bullsh!t and likes their native language better (if they have one).
css-E This user only speaks CSS because it was a required course in school.
ht-X This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers.
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
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