User:Bobofosho2/Track & Field
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Track & Field, the sport of a million itty-bitty pieces. Whether or not this is a really a sport is still under debate today. It includes everything from guys in tight spandex unitards to streaks of black known as Kenyan distance runners. I suppose some might say this makes this a rich and diverse sport, and in some ways thats true, but some parts even scare me (and I've been doing it for five f***king years).