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Bad Burrito (Known as Mbaya Burrito in Swahili version) is a 2002 hit collaboration between Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj.
Bad Burrito

The song, written by Gaga, Nicki and Osama Bin Laden, was originally created to help teenagers with common problems, like zits, kitten huffing and Grues, but has developed to a more "Mexican Cuisine" centered song. Since then, it stayed on the Billboard Top 2 for four consecutive hours. The song was then used for the Swedish movie Bob the Sperm and for 9/11: The Movie. It was also featured as the Great Mexican Never Closing Food Court Grand Opening marketing track, and a week later, the Great Mexican Never Closing Food Court Grand Closing. The Yo Mama's performed the song in the 3rd season of the popular reality show West Germany's Got Talent. The song has also won numerous awards.

edit Creation and Inspiration

Both Nicki and Gaga admit to being drunk at the time of writing. Few people cared and even fewer were surprised by the fact. Gaga says the song borrows heavily from her songs "AlePapo", Nicki's "Check It Out and Poke It" and the Mexican hit "EAT ZE BURRITO!" When asked about his goal, Osama revealed his actual goal was to create a song that reminds him of the terrorists back home. "I miss them a lot, and, I, I use them as my motivation."

Nicki said in an interview on Good Morning Nazi! that the song was slightly influenced by her boyfriend, who she revealed smelled eerily like a burrito the night she left him. Gaga also stated that while looking for inspiration, she stumbled over a rotten burrito (which she later pressed charges against). On the night of the 24th, Gaga could be seen dangling a burrito from a balcony, mimicking Micheal Jakson's baby stint. However, Mexicans have submitted claims that this is a widely popular activity in Mexico.

edit Lyrics

Nicki:

Ooh ah ooh ah ooooh

Ooh ah ooh ah ooooh

Moo mah moo a moooh


Gaga:

I know that we are yum.

And I know you may love me.

But I just can't be with you like this anymore.

'Cause Mexico stinks.

Burrito...


She's got both hands

holding you.

And she won't chew at you,

Won't chew at you...


She hides true love

En su Burrito.

She's got a spoon 'round in her hand

In you.


You know that I love you Burrito.

Hot like you're microwaved, rejoice.

At this point I gotta choose,

nothing to loose.


Don't call my name.

Don't call my name, Burrito.

I'm not your babe.

I'm not your babe, oh Taco.


Don't wanna bite, don't wanna chew.

Just throw my spit and spew.

Don't call my name.

Don't call my name, Enchilada.


Burrito.

Burrito.

Burri-burri-rito.

Burri-burri-rito.


Nicki:

Stepped up in the party like my name was “that burrito”.

All these dinners mad because I’m such a weirdo.

They know I’m a beast, yeah I’m a fucking Mexican.

Haters you can you cook for yourself..

In my Mexican Disco and I’m not coming out.

(Chorus:YAY!)

I’m a burrito and she’s just so Taco-downed.

Sometimes it’s just me and all my burrito's all alone

I ain’t coming back this time.

(Chorus:YAY!)


Gaga:

She's not Mexican food,

She's just a wrap.

But her boyfriend's like a Tortilla, just like a Tortilla chap

and all those flames that burned before him (in the oven).

Now he's gonna put his finger in yo salsa, gonna be that bad.


You know that I love you Burrito.

Hot like you're microwaved, rejoice.

At this point I gotta choose,

(Chorus: Between Guacamole or Salsa) [x3]

nothing to loose.


Don't call my name.

Don't call my name, Tortilla.

I'm not your babe.

I'm not your babe, oh Corn Cob.


Don't wanna bite, don't wanna chew.

Just throw my spit and spew.

Don't call my name.

Don't call my name, Enchilada.


Burrito.

Burrito.

Burri-burri-rito.

Burri-burri-rito. [x3]


Don't bother me.

Don't bother me. Enchilada.

Don't call my name.

Don't call my name, oh Salsa.


I'm not your babe.

I'm not your babe, Burrito.


Don't wanna bite, don't wanna chew.

Just throw my spit and spew.

Don't call my name.

Don't call my name, Enchilada.

I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe.

Oh Oregano.


Nicki: (Fast)

The burrito's done

Yep, the sauce is done

Came up, but we still up in the kitchen

The Mexican

Yep, in London

Cookin' Competition, why yes I would love some

How the fuck they get mad cause they Tortilla burn some

Mad cause I’m getting enchilada's in abundance

Man I can’t even count all of these hundreds (of Salsa Dips)

Duffle bag every time I go to Mex-i-canTrust

I leave the rest just to collect interest

I mean interest (in my Burrito)

Fuck my nemesis (the Burrito)

Exclamation… just for microwave

And I don’t sympathize, cause you a simple burrito.

I just pop up on these hoes on some pimple salsa (Chorus:Shit, its spicy!)

And put the iron to your face you old wrinkled tortilla wrap.


Gaga:

Don't wanna bite, don't wanna chew.

Just throw my spit and spew.

Don't call my name.

Don't call my name, Enchilada.


Burrito.

Burrito.

Burri-burri-rito.

Burri-burri-rito. [2x]


Don't call my name.

Don't call my name, Enchilada.

I'm not your babe,

I'm not your babe, Oregano.


Don't wanna eat, don't wanna beat

The livin' crap outa your sauce.

Don't call my name.

Don't call my name, Burrito.


Burrito...

(Chorus: Shit, its spicy!)

edit Success and Swahili remake

Bad Burrito Performance

Being performed on West Germany's Got Talent

It entered the Billboard Top 2, replacing the Black Eyed Peas's The Time (Pedo Bit) at number two for four hours. The song has been featured on the soundtrack of the Swedish movie Bob the Sperm and the opening sequence of 9/11: The Movie. It was played at both the Great Mexican Never Closing Food Court Grand Opening and Great Mexican Never Closing Food Court Grand Closing. The Yo Mama's performed the song in the 3rd season of West Germany's Got Talent. The song is the opening track of Lady Gaga's "Flying Cows On Chicago's Skyline" album. When asked why they chose it, Franny McPee said:" Because, haven't we all ever sat in a cheapskate dinner with a bad burrito, only to have it break up with you ten minutes later?" she then broke out in a crying fit, and was rushed to the hospital screaming "Frank! FRANK! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME!"

The song has won a total of 3 awards, the Best Song Beginning With A Cow Tune, Best Collaboration and Best Song To Be Used In A Movie About A Sperm and Still Be Popular Among Teens I Mean Come On WTF Is Wrong With The Youth Of Today?, along with a nomination for the Best Collaboration With A Whore award.

The Swahili Radio Station 5 have since created a Swahili version of the song, titled Mbaya Burrito, sung by Lady Jembe and Mudimo Samaki. This version was far less successful then the English version, though was nominated for the Best Song To Be The Swahili Version Of A Song Used In A Movie About A Sperm and Still Be Popular Among Teens I Mean Come On WTF Is Wrong With The Youth Of Today?

edit Appearances in other media

  • Featured in The Sims 2 game, if a player names a neighborhood Mexico.
  • Sung by Betty White and Mr.T on the Broadway adaption of Nightmare on Pedobear Property.

edit Controversy

The song has been subject to little controversy (Quite possibly due to Rihanna's S&Maddona's release, which took the general Pedo.com and Parents who complain a lot.com users by storm). Kayne West, however, had this to say about it winning the Best Song To Be Used In A Movie About A Sperm and Still Be Popular Among Teens I Mean Come On WTF Is Wrong With The Youth Of Today? award:

"Yo Gaga and Nicki, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Dear Jack(er) by Taylor Swift was one of the best songs to be used in a movie about a sperm and still be popular among teens of all time!" Nicki kicked him in the shin, before brutally mauling his groin. She was arrested and parents were alarmed at the incident. One doctor said that the song would possibly induce groin mauling habits among teens all around the U.S and Mexico. This fact, however, was ignored, and the only state that took action was Florida, which put up Danger:Groin Maul Zone signs at local discos.

Sarah Palin was reported to be found in an alley one night, sexually assaulting a burrito while a enchilada hid in the corner. The police arrived in time to save the enchilada, who has since undergone therapy. It was, however, too late for the burrito, who died while having an extreme organism, and suffocated because of lack of breath. The song was accused for causing the entire incident, though Lady Gaga brushed it off, saying that millions of burritos are brutally raped by politicians daily. Journalists everywhere decided that she was right, and have shifted blame to the Mexican Cooking & Porn Network.

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