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The typical conversation betweens two is:
-Preppy Goth Guy: I like vampires!
-Preppy Goth Chick: Me too!
-Preppy Goth Guy: How cool would it be to be a vampire! I wanna be one!
-Preppy Goth Chick: I could fly!
-Preppy Goth Guy: And suck people's blood!
-Preppy Goth Chick: I'd suck my girlfriend's blood!
-Preppy Goth Guy: Me too!
It's scary stuff, man.