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“He's actually got a Wilde quote on his page. Who is this guy?”
~ Oscar Wilde on BlueYonder

edit Userboxes (yes, I know they're untidy, kindly shut up about it)

DrHouse This user idolises Dr. House

and knows it's not Lupus.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
Sexuality confusion.svg This user is uncertain of his or her sexuality and doesn't want to know.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
19 This user is 19 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
Dalmatian b 01 This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
Grueslayer This user edits Grueslayer.
Screw It This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
Jason vorhees This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Exquisite-kfm home This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.
DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care.

edit Update

BlueYonder has recently erased the 'history' part of his user page, as it was remarkably immature and his political views have changed somewhat since writing it; he now identifies as a slightly right-wing-leaning atheist. Whoop-ti-do.

BlueYonder is currently very proud to be a prominent editor of Grueslayer and wishes more people would get involved in it.

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edit Achievements

Pee reviewer of the month award Reviewer of the Month November 2008

GoldenShower Rejoice, BlueYonder! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

UNPotM UnProviser of the Month August 2008

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