User:BlueYonder

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“He's actually got a Wilde quote on his page. Who is this guy?”

~ Oscar Wilde on BlueYonder

[edit] Userboxes (yes, I know they're untidy, kindly shut up about it)

This user idolises Dr. House

and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is uncertain of his or her sexuality and doesn't want to know.

~~MMORPG~~

This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

19	This user is 19 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.

MS-G

This user is a member of the Ministry of Love, swears that speaking ones mind is an embarrassment to society, and hereby wishes genocide of all those liberals who speak their minds.

This user edits Grueslayer.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her ~~edits~~ life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.

This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.

LV-3

This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.

DIFF M

This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

TA	This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

typo-G

This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

NO	This user doesn't care.

[edit] Update

BlueYonder has recently erased the 'history' part of his user page, as it was remarkably immature and his political views have changed somewhat since writing it; he now identifies as a slightly right-wing-leaning atheist. Whoop-ti-do.

BlueYonder is currently very proud to be a prominent editor of Grueslayer and wishes more people would get involved in it.

[edit] Articles I hast writ

Anti-intellectualism

[edit] UnScripts

UnScripts:Love So Blind

[edit] UnNews

[edit] UnPoetia

[edit] HowTo

HowTo:Deal with the Loss of a Loved One

[edit] UnProvise

UnProvise - High School Drama (with SysRq, Orian57, Flumpa and YTTE)
UnProvise - Random Game Show! (with VGDictator and Berry)

[edit] Achievements

Reviewer of the Month November 2008

Golden Urinal
You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!