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|Position||Ruler of Earth and the Pancake Empire|
|In it for||Crushing the filthy human piggy beasts!|
A former military scientist on his home planet of Irk, Zim was exiled by the Almighty Tallest for almost destroying a chemical weapons facility, mistaking it for Margaret Thatcher. His banishment sent him to Earth, a far out planet full of tall, ugly, and stupid bags of mostly water, called Humans, where he settled, unknown to the rest of Earth's population.
Zim first made himself known to the world when he assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand to trigger World War I and created the formula for New Coke soon after. When asked why he did this he simply said: “Your pathetic planet was boring me.” After triggering the First World War, crashing the stock market and giving Albert Einstein the idea for the Atomic Bomb, Zim was not seen publicly again till 2006 where he took over the planet from the reigns of George W. Bush. He ended The War Against Terror and created a dictatorship-economy based primarily on tasty, tasty dookie. Zim, according to his publicist Gir, went on a holiday with the ‘Piggies’. He returned a few days later and flew to the moon on a rocket made of flaming cheese. He discovered that the moon was, in fact, made of Cheetos.
It is rumored that Zim is actually an expiremental government aircraft that was created by a race of giant radioactive rubber pants. When asked about these rumors, Zim dismissed them as "LIES!!! FILTHY LIES!!!" and had the Irken Fleet sweep Wyoming. FUN FACT: You just lost The Game. Sucks for you.
edit Vice Invader
The Vice Invader of Earth is a semi-retarded robot named Gir, who in some ways is also related to Oscar Wilde, not to be confused with the fully retarded puppet that Zim himself replaced during the invasion. GIR has proven to be a better leader than many ants say. He established the First Schools of Kitten Huffing and Mite Sniffing, and is currently the co-dictator and publicist of the Zim Regime of Doom. However, Gir is facing a major threat to his job from Minimoose. It is also believed in some areas that GIR is simply the Tourettes Guy in disguise.
edit Other Projects
Zim has also been the main financial influence behind various boy bands and other related music. His support was possibly one of his most insidious ideas, as it was thought to drive all humans to suicide. This was unfortunately not the case. Gir however had a brief but passionate affair with three piggies at a Boy Zone concert. Justin Timberlake is believed to be an evolved version of the monkey that was used by Zim in his earlier attacks. In addition to boy band funding, Zim and Gir teamed up to beat Hitler's Zepplin in the 1337 Olympics held in Kenya, Africa. he also brutally murdered Barney and won 1,337 Awards.
edit Cartoon Lies
Several years prior to Zim's conquest of Earth in 2006, his ingenious scheme for invasion was discovered by an intrepid human boy known only as Dib. After a light lunch of crackers and milk, Dib devised a plan to expose Zim and protect mankind. For this purpose, he enlisted the aid of renowned historian and journalist Jhonen Vasquez (best known for his works depicting the early life of famed composer Johnny "Homicidal Maniac" C.) to produce a series of documentaries in animated form "to appeal to the younger, hip teenage demographic." These programs attracted the attention of the international community, but with the opposite result from what Dib and Vasquez had intended; the public embraced Zim as a genius and a sex symbol, and hordes of "Zim fangirls" gathered in front of Dib's house to beat him with colorful plushies and mock his freakishly huge monster head. As a result, Dib was forced to flee to Guam, where he is living out his days as a monkey wrangler.
Despite the overwhelmingly positive response to the "Invader Zim" documentary cartoon show, Zim himself became enraged with its existence and did everything he could to cause its removal from television. "It is spreading filthy lies and making me look stupid!" he commented to one source, "I am not stupid! I am very...the opposite...of... you are stupid!!" Eventually, he captured its co-creator Vasquez and, on pain of tickle-torture, forced him to enter into a contract signing all rights to the show over to demons. In addition, Zim built an evil robot, named it Herb Scannel, and, after assassinating the beloved king of Nickelodeon, Marc Summers, instated it in his place. Soon after that, although it remained among the highest rated television programs in history, "Invader Zim" was cancelled. Vasquez has never been heard from again, but there is some evidence that he has been hanging upside-down from the ceiling of Zim's Palace of Doom since 2006.
Shortly after conquering Earth, Zim ordered all recordings of the show destroyed, including all VHS tapes recorded straight from TV by nerds using their dad's VCRs. Although it is rumored that episodes of the cartoon are available on the internet, in reality all versions to be found online are complete fakes, and bad people are only trying to trick you, children. Three DVDs purported to contain all finished episodes of "Invader Zim" have been sold by bootleggers in alleyways and out of car trunks, but everyone who has bought them has ended up dead .
edit Cyborg Zim
|Weapon|| Irken Technology|
|In it for||Revenge!|
edit The Downfall of Zim
In 2008, Dib finally gathered enough followers to overthrow Zim and Dr. Nefarious and stop their reign of terror. Dib and his followers (after doing battle with Nefarious's mechanical soldiers), managed to break into Zim's main conference room in his imperial palace where he and Dr. Nefarious were plotting to take over the planet known as Coruscant, . As soon as Dib and his followers broke into the conference room, Dr. Nefarious called in reinforcements- a batalian of robotic soldiers to anihilate Dib & company. A huge battle then broke out and when it was over, the only ones standing were Dib, his followers, Dr. Nefarious, and Zim. Dib and his followers then preceded to attack Zim and Dr. Nefarious head-on. In the end, both Zim and Dr. Nefarious were weakened, but Zim was not only weakened, but he was near death. Afraid of losing his partner-in-crime as well as his only chance at galactic dommination, Dr. Nefarious activated his "teleporter" and teleported back to his star cruiser where his butler Lawrence and Zim's publicist, Gir were waiting. Dib and His followers then destroyed Zim's palace as they thought they had achieved victory over Zim and his mechanical cohort. Or had they......?
edit The Return of Zim
After several hours of tinkering with Zim's internal organs as well as well as various machinery, including a pocket sized Biobliterator, Dr. Nefarious, his butler Lawrence, and Gir had succeeded in reviving Zim. He wasn't completely back to normal though, most of his body had been replaced with machinery and he also obtained several abilities suh as flight, eye beams, teleportation, laser feet, etc. Zim overall was not to pleased at being resurected a cyborg, but he was glad to be alive as well as having "super powers". Zim and Dr. Nefarious's locations are currently unknown but some sources say that they are in Dr. Nefarious's star cruiser in some remote area in space, waiting to once again conquer earth...
edit Bizarro Zim
Bizzarro Zim is the Bizarro World counterpart of Zim. He likes nothing more than to terrorize humans with his robot sidekick, Bizarro Gir. Bizarro Zim has concocted several master plans to conquer the Bizarro earth in order to please the Bizarro Almighty Tallest and the Bizarro Irken Empire. His plans however, are almost always foiled by paranormal investigator, Bizarro Dib. Like Bizarro Tom Cruise, Bizarro Zim is almost exactly like his counterpart, Zim, but with sveral key differences:
- Bizarro Zim is blue in hue while Zim is red and green.
- Bizarro Zim has a worse temper than Zim.
- Bizarro Zim is far more annoying than Zim.
- Bizarro Gir obeys Bizarro Zim while regular Gir doesn't obey Zim.
- Unlike Zim, Bizarro Zim is an underachiever.
- Bizarro Zim is less inteligent than Bizarro Gir.
edit Metal Zim
Metal Zim is one of the greatest Rock n' roll and heavy metal artists in the galaxy and is believed by most irkens to be a myth. Metal Zim has been a part of many bands throughout the galaxy. The first band he joined up with was The Modal Nodes on the desert planet of Tatooine, who were led by Figrin D'an. Metal Zim was part of D'an's band for about a month. He then moved on to join other intergalactic groups, like Ember McLain's. At first, she was skeptical about having an alien on her all-ghost rock band, and how well she was doing without him, but eventually, she shunned him from all ghost-existence types. Zim would seek revenge in due time, but he started on his rise to fame first.
Metal Zim's fame spread throughout the galaxy and he was asked to appear on many intergalactic talk shows, including the hugely popular show, "The Tonight Show with Invader Leno". After touring throughout the galaxy with various groups and each contract being a disappointment to him, Metal Zim decided to try his luck on planet earth, where his look-alike(unknown to him) Invader Zim was attempting to conquer the small, blue planet. Also, Ember McLain was attempting world domination through rock music, which, although sounded awexometacula to Metal Zim, decided to help the half-ghost teen into weakening her and shoving her into a thermos just for rejecting his idea to join her band.
edit The Fall of Metal Zim
Once Metal Zim came to earth, everything began to take a turn for the worst. After the sweet revenge on Ember McLain, he narrowly escaped an asassination attempt by paranormal investigator Dib who mistaked him for the buffoonish, incompetant supervillain, Invader Zim. Then, many of the bands that he joned, as well as the media became suspicious of his green skin and assumed that Metal Zim was an alien(which was infact true). Metal Zim however, dispelled these rumors as "LIES! FILTHY LIES!" in order to protect his image.
Metal Zim's most recent contract was with The Max Weinberg Seven (now once again, "The Max Weinberg Eight) to replace their previous eighth member, The Box Ghost, who was dead, hence the name. However, things did not go well when Metal Zim joined Max Weinberg's band. One of it's members, La Bamba, developed a strong dislike for him and this dislike was often parodied by Conan O'Brien and Max Weinberg. Also, Metal Zim was out of his element, as he played "heavy metal" music, while The Max Weinberg Seven only played backround music for Conan's talk show. Finally, in 2008, Metal Zim left The Max Weinberg seven, and earth for that matter, and went to the planet known as irk to entertain the Almighty Tallest.
- Unlike most of the other Zimii, Metal Zim is not an evil supervillain.
edit Chocolate Zim
Chocolate Zim is a tasty chocolate candy created by Chocolatier Willy Wonka, in the image of irken tyrant, Invader Zim, in 2007 to celebrate the de-throning of Invader Zim and Dr. Nefarious by Dib Membrane and his army. Willy Wonka created the first chocolate zim candy at the request of the media who though it would be a great gimmick to sell chocolates based on the villain that was overthrown. Ironically however, a chocolate Dr. Nefarious was never requested by anyone for Wonka to make. This has baffled him to this day.
After a chocolate Invader Zim was requested, Willy Wonka immediately went to his hidden fortress to begin manufacturing chocolates made in the image of Invader Zim. However, in his first batch of chocolate zim candies, there were some complications. What happened was this: Wonka thought that by adding some of Zim's DNA(which he found in a blood sample near where Zim's body was after the revolt) to his chocolate mix, he could shape the chocolate to look exactly like Invader Zim, right down to every last detail. Despite the fact that he was right about this, the DNA from Zim's blood sample caused the Zim-shaped chocolates to come to life and go on a rampage in Wonka's lab. Wonka then decided to scrap the DNA idea and just use the same chocolate mix that he always used and to just make an "Invader Zim shaped" mold.
edit Republican Zim
|Position||Henchman to Dick Cheney|
|Loyalty|| Dick Cheney|
The Republican Party
The Irken Empire
|In it for|| World Domination|
Republican Zim began as a small white lie told by President Bush in 2003 while he was confronted by a crowd of Democrats who were angry at the incompetent president over the war in Iraq. When confronted with questions about his true motives for invading the defenseless country, Bush decided to lie his way out of answering any of these questions by stating, "Don't ask me, ask my boss Republican Zim". This lie only infuriated the crowd, so Bush's real boss/puppeteer, Dick Cheney had to take matters into his own hands, yet again, to get Bush (more importantly, himself) out of this jam.
edit The Lie Takes On A Physical Form
Dick Cheney, who had some connections to the Irken Empire (connections that would later lead to Invader Zim's temporary conquest of earth in 2006) asked the Almighty Tallest for assistance in getting him out of the mess that his puppet President George W. Bush had gotten him into. Dick told Tallest Red and Tallest Purple about the lie Bush had told that his boss was an irken overlord known as "Republican Zim". The Tallest, who knew all about earth politics, agreed to help Dick Cheney. The Tallest, who though that most Republicans are stupid, proceeded to build a robot for Dick Cheney in the image of the most idiotic invader, in their opinion, who ever existed: Invader Zim. Tallest Red and Purple then gave the robot to Dick Cheney, dubbing it "Republican Zim". The robot was given superhuman intelligence and free will, as well as other super powers that few humans possessed. The robot, now known as Republican Zim, agreed to help Dick Cheney, and appeared before the crowd that President Bush was speaking to, claiming to be the moronic president's boss. This appearance cleared up the incident as Republican Zim gave several valid reasons for invading Iraq that satisfied the Democrats to a certain extent.
edit Final Days
During the Invader Zim takeover of earth in 2006, Invader Zim's attacks on Washington destroyed Republican Zim by accident. When Invader Zim learned that such a being existed he had this to say: "Nooooooooo! How could the Tallest not tell me of this Republican version of me!?" Invader Zim actually had plans to reconstruct Gay Zim. They were however, cut short after he was overthrown by Dib Membrane in late 2007. It is thought, however, that he, with the help of Dr. Nefarious, may be reconstructing Republican Zim so he can re-claim earth.
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| The Host of Zimii.|
Fear them, and obey them!
If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Invader Zim.
|Invader Zim:The original villian himself!||Dim-witted, blue, and weird: Bizarro Zim|
|Cyborg Zim: He's back and wants revenge!||A concert of doom!:Metal Zim|
|Chocolate Zim: Good enough for you to eat.||Rigging irken elections:Republican Zim|
|Audio Zim: such a wonderful voice.||Loved by millions of fangirls:Gay Zim|
edit Invader Zim Video Game
|Engine||Alien Engine by Covenant|
|Mode(s)|| Single player|
After A near defeat at the hands of the Massive the Resisty are back to take on the mighty Irken Armada!
Dib’s Anti-Irken Activities have not gone unoticed by Lard-Nar and the rest of the Resisty…… They know the Big Headed One could prove Useful in their quest to overcome the invading Irken Menace.
Rubber Piggies, Bloaty and Taquitos abound, The Earth must be saved and the Irken threat Eliminated! Featuring a Galaxy Spanning plot, The original Voice Cast, Music by Kevin Manthei, and a few suprises along the way, The Battle of the Ages is looming just beyond the next conquored horizon!
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edit See Also
- Irken Empire
- Dr. Nefarious
- Cyborg Zim
- Bizarro Zim
- Metal Zim
- Chocolate Zim
- Republican Zim
- Star Wars
- Danny Phantom
- Marvin the Martian
- General Mek
- Led Zeplin
- Dick Cheney
- George W. Bush
- Karl Rove