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edit My Articles
- Ford Pinto, my first article.
- Unamerica, free speech inaction.
- pelvic thrust, puntastic
- Deth-Ray everyone needs a Deth-Ray.
edit Other Contributions
edit Bloodrage likes Word of the Day
Obsessivly and compulsivly contributed to:
- syzygy, I even managed to use it in a double entendre.
- defenestrate, it used to happen to me at parties.
- furbish, I wrote a sentence or two, the rest just happened.
- xyzzy, not so good.
- rubbish, stupid lists
- taco, B. F. Skinner, a excellent scientist, bit of a loon.
edit Bloodrage likes templates
- template:fnord, for making citizens uneasy.
- template:unamerican, for satirical purposes... honest.
- template:kooks, for those crackpots who's lives are stranger than fiction.
- template:user unoffensive, because some people think Uncyclopedia should be PG...
- Template:User profane, because other users don't.
edit Thing's I've been thinking about but haven't written up yet
- polymath, because everyone hates clever bastards like me!
- Lucas Autoparts, the great Satan of Autoelectrics. British injoke
- Catherine Zeta Jones, secret heroic Autobot agent. Really! I just need some pictures.
edit Articles I didn't submit because even I didn't think they were funny
- Al Qaeda's Worst Driver, an Aljazeera reality TV show.
Bloodrage has a gmail account, I'm sure you can figure that out too.