User:Blkgardner

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♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and furthermore believes Random Humour to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour.

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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

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4 This user has written 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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[edit] Articles Written

• Germaine -first article, sorta NSFW theme, but its appropriate subject matter for a NSFW article
• Foamy - "praise" article
• Moronicus -probably my best article, rip off of Idiocrates
• Baby farming -written in deadpan psuedo-encyclopedia style, if you read it in a "skim thru and look at the pics" manner, you probably won't find it funny

[edit] Self-Review of said articles

I really can't tell if my articles are funny or not; alot of it depends on the mood one is in while reading an aricle; pointless drivel can be funny on occassion.

• Germaine This and the Foamy article probably won't been funny if you have never seen the Neutrotically Yours cartoon. The article is semi-NSFW but the subject matter is appropriate for a "GP-13" to "R" rating. Also drones on and on with accusations that the subject is transgendered.
• Foamy Probably not funny, too much of a 'praise' article, which never works, except in a few instances. Also has unneeded references to Oscar Wilde.
• Baby farming This article could either be good or as unfunny as a random wikipedia article. It is written in deadpan pseudo-wikipedia style, complete with NPOV. Excluding the pic captions, there are few sentences in that article that are funny if seen in a vacumn. The goal of article is to look like something that might be found on Wikipedia is the subject matter actually existed. I might need to tone down the captions a bit more. The pics themselves might be to absurd, particuarly the "Britney Giving Birth statue" pic.
• Moronicus. Before reading this article, one should read the Idiocrates article. Basically, Moronicus is half reactionary fanatic and half devil's advocate to Captain Obvious. The article also "complains" about several internet memes on uncyclopedia. This is the probably the article of mine I find most funny.

[edit] Articles Edited

Excludes minor edits

• Flat-chested
• Worst 100 Diseases Your Wife Could Have
• King James Version
• Lutheranism
• Wilde/Image_Series

[edit] Mini-Wilde Gallery

These images are sporked from Flickr and Wikipedia (this serves no purpose at the moment, besides a needless referal to Oscar Wilde):

A rare colour photo of his Wildeness	Oscar Wilde frozen in Carbonite	another example of Oscar Wilde frozen in Carbonite	Another photo of Wilde
Remember, every time you make a random unfunny and/or convoluted reference to Oscar Wilde, God freezes a random naked pregnant girl in Carbonite	Please! think of the random naked pregnant girls! (And not that way, you sick perverted bastard!)	In 1882, Oscar Wilde visited San Francisco, turning the once manly city into the den of gayness it is today	Yet another image of his Wildeness
Oscar Wilde & his man-whore

[edit] Other Images uploaded by me

Peter gets pwn3d by Nero	Germaine and her jelly butt	Germaine has gas	Swift, the famous baby eater
Photo from a baby farm in Cambodia	James from Pokemon cross-dressing (the one with the blue hair). This is a real screen shot of the Japanese version.