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Bastards vary in incompetence. Ninjas are incompetent; however, that has nothing to do with this. Bastard training is for evolution from retard to bastard, and the commander is Oscar Wilde. Its the realization of your bastardity. Effects are revolutionary: AAAAAAAAA!, nobody cares, motherfucker, You Are Gay and you smell. Bastards have content of slag and are authorized as personnel of the Cowardly Navy.