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Hello! If this is you: "Bloody Shitecakes! I is do not know what is this 'Black-Velvet', it is sounds like poof!"
If you are then like: "Eh! That is gross! We must clip it's feet and put cork on its tusks!"
Then I do indeed say: "Sorry, but I'm not into that sort of thing."