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I'm King James, bitch!
- Name: Biquitus Nudium
- Age: π
- Location: Third Little Green Plastic House on the Left, Baltic Avenue
- Gender: squid
- Likes: bread-eating races, pairs of brackets, fog
- Dislikes: the too-crunchy Cheetos at the bottom of the bag, you, punks
- Last award won: Best All-Around Drawer Opener, 1997
- Favorite food: money
- Favorite drink: melonade
- Arbitrary category: witty response
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