User:Bix Nood

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I'm King James, bitch!
  • Name: Biquitus Nudium
  • Age: π
  • Location: Third Little Green Plastic House on the Left, Baltic Avenue
  • Gender: squid
  • Likes: bread-eating races, pairs of brackets, fog
  • Dislikes: the too-crunchy Cheetos at the bottom of the bag, you, punks
  • Last award won: Best All-Around Drawer Opener, 1997
  • Favorite food: money
  • Favorite drink: melonade
  • Arbitrary category: witty response
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