User:Binky The WonderSkull
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Binky The WonderSkull was discovered on Nov. 1, 1994, by Fargo The Homeless in a trash dumpster behind the Cock and Crow Pub in Sanderson, California. Binky loves traveling and meeting beautiful dolls who for some reason like to pose with him/her/it. He/She/It also has a collection of dead pets, but they don't care if they're posed or not. Binky can't talk because, as everybody knows, a skull has no tongue. So he/she/it writes instead.