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edit BILBO LAND IS TEH PWN!
|The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear Award|
“I'd fuck Bilbobaggins With a rabid monkey OOOOOOHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!!! PUSH IT GOOOOD!!!!!”
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- ...that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
Men play the game; women know the score.