User:Big Duck

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“Look. The people you are after are the people you depend on. We check your spelling. We huff your trash. We redirect to your article, we format your text. We even guard your articles while you sleep. Do not fuck with us”
~ Administrators on vandals
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
26 This user is 26 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.

I'm making the article clerks. I've added literally a sentence to amazing and useless. And a section to vagina.

edit Article(s) by Me

  1. Clerks - failing horribly (working on it)
  2. Why?:Beat Your Children - their not gonna beat themselves
  3. HowTo:Make Love and Not Babies - self explanatory

edit SubArticles

  1. Penis Envy/Image Gallery - it's about penis

edit Articles I Edited

  1. Amazing - 1 sentence
  2. Useless - I am
  3. Vagina - 1 section

edit Templates

  1. Template:Obvious (or Template:Captain Obvious) - it is now one second quicker to quote the obvious.
  2. Template:Oblivious - even more oblivious quoting than before
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