User:Big Dave

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“I have to revert nine out of ten of his edits. But the tenth makes it all worthwhile.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Big Dave

Fsm

Pasta be upon this user.

2 This user has written 2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter


This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!


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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.


Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.


Numbersix This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
Musicalnote

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, this user knows that Major Tom is a junkie.


British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.


Elmo pissed

This user was brought to you by the letter J and the number 7+2i.


Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?


1337 This user is elite.
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon This user has more fun than a well-oiled midget.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
typo-F This uesr got na F in Tpyo adn likes their natiev lagnuage bettew (if they ahve one).
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Bjorkbeams This user has eye beams.


The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable mongoose. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and navigates at the mongoose.


Goatsebusters

Big Dave is a certified Goatsebuster! This user has done their part to stamp out Goatse wherever it is found on the Internets, and especially on Uncyclopedia!

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