User:BieberAxeKiller/MySubPage3

Paris Hilton (slut)

Who She Has Slept With

<insert name here> has slept with this whore, come on, don't deny it!

Why She Is Evil

WARNING The whore this article is talking about has been convicted by the Uncyclopedia flying monkey brigade of the following crimes: Releasing no more sex tapes since 2006 Being a whore with <insert name here> Eating too many kittens at the same time Having no talent Slutty and evil to the core, so remember: <insert name here> MAY BE NEXT

Proof She Is Sexy Anyway

This User is too Sexy! If you saw this awesome god-like figure it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from an explosion of extreme sexual desire. , or orgasm, whichever comes first