User:BetterSkatez2012/Roblox

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ROBLOX
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Roblox's logo (2011 - present.)
Developer(s) Roblox Corporations
Publisher(s) Shedletsky's ass Corpoartions
Creator(s) John Shedletsky
Release date December 25, 1999
Genre MMORPG, Sandox, ADWTHYW(Almost do whatever the fuck you want), Hentai, FPS.
Rating E for Everyone
Would David Beckham play it? Who wouldn't
Spinoffs Blockland
Official website Roblox(dot)cum
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A popular game on Roblox called the September 11 attacks, This place has over 2 million place visits, damn this kid must've been rich on Roblox!
Roblox's Website Theme
Roblox's main website theme during the dark ages.
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The beautiful graphics of 2006 Roblox, David used to be such an amazing graphics designer.
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Graphics of Roblox right now.

Roblox is an MMORPG sandbox game marked to kids towards 18+, In this game, players get to build their own virtual world or copy these worlds to take credit. The game requires internet to play because it's an online game where you can hang out, socialize, and/or bully players with many different shapes, sizes, and colors. There other place you can hang out is in the Forums the most mature and nicest being Roblox talk. Roblox has also been to be quite educational, which is stupid because kids don't like to play educational games. Roblox's scripting uses Lua 5.1 and is one of the most powerful tools on Roblox, despite that, it is very common, but the script is very hard to use. Roblox has a premium membership called Builders club which costs $6 a month but the administrators still claim that Roblox is free even though it's not.

edit History and Development

Roblox started in 1999 when Shedletsky decided to make a Lego ripoff with it's help from David Backucki and Erik Cassel. In 2005, the first roblox character evolved, It had a blocky body and a more roundy head, The landscape looks like bricks and the explosions look like red balls but the texture of them changes.

edit Old Roblox

Roblox used to have one currency and it was called roblox points which are actually stones, It was discontinued and replaced with Speeding Tickets and Criminal Records (The speeding tickets being the most usless on Roblox). Badges were introduced on Roblox that rewards players on how well they do on Roblox and it can be obtained by Brushing your teeth, taking a dump, bullying players, etc. At the start of May in 2007, Hats were introduced in Roblox which will be the last major update in months because Players aren't getting along and the villain of Roblox named 1x1x1x1 lured Roblox into the dark ages, It was patched months later when Roblox introduces the report system which caused Robloxians to panic because they fear of getting banned. Builders club was added to Roblox because the admins fear of bankruptcy, later the Roblox admins turn greedy and demand more money from the kids. In 2008 Roblox created shirts and pants, now Robloxians don't have to be naked with their penis exposed, and welcomes Guests on Roblox who are both deaf and mute and don't help Roblox at all. In 2009, Roblox came to court to remove the circle studs because of Lego's copyright law, Lego had the Copyright claim in one hand and the Desert eagle in the other hand, Roblox releases expensive Limited and Unique (Which isn't really Unique) items that only a certain number of Robloxians can have.

edit New Roblox

Roblox started going downhill since 2008 and really started going downhill in 2010, New Robloxian 2.0 bodies look much human like and caused an outbreak on Online dating on Roblox, by the end of 2010, Builders club only games were added, This sparked criticism and is proof that the Roblox admins are really greedy. Roblox adds these new blocks and tools that appear much like Minecraft blocks and personal servers on Roblox let robloxians build together, Personal servers also lets Robloxians become terrorists like Osama Bin Laden,
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