User:BetterSkatez2012/Kids bop

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Kidz bop is one of the most hyperactive companies that makes 4-5 Cd's a Year, It was meant to be targeted for kids but was then targeted to pedophiles, When they got drunk they decided to actually let kids be famous but picked ones off the street that didn't know what singing is, Every 2 - 3 years they replace the older kids with new ones, They tried to make the kids buy it forcing kids to say "Kidz bop rules" and saying that the sounds of kidz bop we're beautiful only to make the kids deaf, When they earned money they decided to use kidz bop as their deposit and withdraw on the bank, what they did is combine every kid in one verse, even in parts where only one person sings it, Kidz bop hates the words "F**k", "Drink", and "Kiss", And is always obsessed with Dancing.

edit Cd's

  • Kidz bop 1-Infine(They'll never stop making them)(1-666 on Cassettes, 75 - 140 In Grocery Bags, 245 - 360 In cow's Milk, 456 - 458 in Nikki Minaj's Cd's)
  • Kidz bop Christmas: Why are they singing christmas songs, It's not like they have inappropriate material in them. (2002, 2005, 2007, 2011, 2012, 2017, 2024, 2036, 2045, 2057, 2078, 2098, 2103.)
  • Kidz bop Halloween (2004, 2010, 2012, 2016, 2024, 2038, 2056, 2078, 2093, 2105.)
  • Kidz bop Valentines: They don't get girlfriends.
  • Kidz bop Sings (The Beatles, Monster Ballads, Skrillex, Teletubbies, Nikki Minaj, Barrack Obama.)
  • Los Kidz bop
  • Kidz bop Gold
  • Kidz bop (Delacate Gold) (1890's, 1900's, 1910's, 1920's, 1930's, 1940's, 1950's, 1960's, 1970's, 1980's, 1990's)
  • Kidz bop Greatest Hits.
  • Kidz bop (Car songs, Sports, Country, Karaoke, Party hits.
  • More kidz bop
  • Kidz bop Megahits

edit Banned Kidz bop Cd's

  • Kidz bop Canada
  • Kidz bop Mexico
  • Kidz bop sucks the p***s
  • Kidz bop Vocaloid Hits
  • Kidz bop uncenosred
  • Kidz bop Brazil
  • Kidz bop Malaysia
  • Kidz bop Afghanistan
  • Kidz bop Japan
  • Kidz bop USA (For some reason)
  • Kidz bop ambient sounds
  • Kidz bop 0
  • Babiez Bop
  • Adultz bop
  • Kidz bop vs Minipop kids.

edit Video Games

  • Kidz bop Dance Party
  • Kidz bop Sex party

edit Kidz bop Books

Books were burned.

edit Criticism and Controversy

Kidz bop was Criticized for lieing to parents saying that the songs were kid friendly, Though it has been unconfirmed.

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