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Hello <insert name here>, Do you want to Vandalize Uncyclopedia?, Great let's get you started, first we'll show 2 options, Either to vandalize to existing page or create a page for vandalizm We'll get you started.
edit (Option 1)Vandalizing Existing Pages
edit Step 1
edit Step 2
Write something mean to uncyclopedia (ex. Fuck you uncyclopedia you stole my pet cat!)
edit Step 3
Do some of these.
- Spam (ex. Fuck Uncyclopedia Fuck Uncyclopedia Fuck Uncyclopedia Fuck Uncyclopedia Fuck Uncyclopedia Fuck Uncyclopedia Fuck Wikipedia).
- Spam Hentai on Uncyclopedia.
- Tell Uncyclopedia that you love Kidz bop.
- Put tons of Sexual Content and Nudity on Uncyclopedia.
- Threaten Uncyclopedia
- Murder one of the workers
- Hack Uncyclopedia
- Swear at Uncyclopedia
- Smash the keyboard
edit (Option 2) Creating a Page for vandalism
edit Final Result
If you get a message like this.
More than likely, you were banned because you failed to read or understand The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian, How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, and/or Our Vanity Policy. If this is the case, or even if it's not, take some time to read these documents now.
After you've taken the time to read the above articles and you feel like you are ready to make useful contributions to Uncyclopedia, you may contact Charitwo or one (1) of the other administrators to discuss the block. If you are just some dumbass spammer, blanker, or vandal, it will probably give them a good laugh.
Your IP address is ##.###.#.##. If you have an actual user name, please include this in any queries you make, along with your ssn, a credit card number, and any bank account numbers you have.
It might be possible to plead your case over irc, if you didn't do anything really wrong, or if you can prove that you have fully educated yourself by reading the above articles. Log into the Uncyclopedia channel with the same username you use here, and start begging. Bring flowers, a positive attitude, and a cheery hello. None of those will help, but occasionally admins take pity on banees. (Often just before they get fired for being softies.)
That means you have successfully vandalized uncylopedia and you brag to your friends how you did it, but for some reason the vandalism in reverted.
edit What Uncylopedia does to Vandals.
Of course ban the them, The admins are like the Sachiko Shinozaki of Uncyclopedia, of course they'll be shackled once banned, they can survive one day to about two weeks, but it's impossible to survive being banned forever, Everytime you're banned you'll smell shit and other disgusting stuff that rots more than a toilet, and then you'll eventually puke, many starved to death and many flies in the room, Guess what there's no sun, It's permanent pretty-fucking-dark polar night, Storms and Flash floods have several time hit one of these major rooms, They're very common and will eventually wipe you out!
edit Worst Case Scenarios
Uncyclopedia Admins also have permission from the Government to kill Vandals of Uncyclopedia, They do so by Igniting them, they are put in a room with 10x more oxygen with tons of trees and insects, which they are giant, and the room ignites killing the vandal very badly, the room regens because it has a purple regen button from ROBLOX, This can been done a million times!
Another worse case scenario is homework, You are forced to write over 10,000 pages of that bullshit, without ever eating, sleeping, and fooling around, you have to do it!
The worst entire case scenario is Linking your youtube channel with Google+, It's terrible and confusing.
Another one as be as the Google+ one is being locked in a Room with Justin Beavers music playing!
Symptoms of Google+ and Justin Bieber include.
- total organ failure
- drug addiction
- ronald mcdonalds
- and death!
- and even more symptoms devloping.
edit What to do if banned forever
- Throw a Temper tantrum