27 November 2013 (aged 22) New york city, New york, U.S.A
Faggot, Penisface, Pervert, Makoto Itou
Destroying Mega Skyscrapers.
BetterSkatez2012 is a Jewish Muslim who came from the Town of Kiruna in sweeden, which some people call it Crona for some fucking reason, He makes lots of friends by collecting stuffed animals and talking to them, He pissed off many people like George Bush, Lielotte Werckmeister, Stephen Speilberg, Konata Izuma, and Hanako Ikezawa. He is also a faggot, If you want to find someone who is really awesome, that would be Spike the Dog,
BetterSkatez2012 was then adopted by Osama Bin Laden and gone to school , however he dropped out at the age of 11 because he was aware that he was wasting his free time, A Guest on Roblox pointed out the BetterSkatez2012 was a faggot after BetterSkatez2012 caused the 2011 Japan Earthquake, it was true!
BetterSkatez2012 then moved to a school in Lucky Star after watching Lucky Star to get some panty shots, only of the most famous cases is Konota Izumi, Because of Konota, BetterSkatez2012 learned about Haruhi Suzumiya!, BetterSkatez2012 also killed people, because of this, BetterSkatez2012 was hated by Rena Ryuguu, and Shion Sonozaki, BetterSkatez2012 then morphed himself into a toilet and has been shat on by fat guys, He was also a talking toilet.
Because of that, He had to go to Another School, a School in Grade 9, Class 3, the place Mei Misaki used to be, Because of this, BetterSkatez2012 caused a calamity.
BetterSkatez2012 then went to a school in Northern Japan with mostly disabled people because many people thought BetterSkatez2012 was a psychopath, That school was also where Hanako Ikezawa was, He also pointed to the whole school that he caused to earthquake, It pissed everyone off, especially Rin Tezuka and Lilly Satou, BetterSkatez2012 was expelled permanently and gone to another school.
BetterSkatez2012 then went to a school in Zimbabwe, BetterSkatez2012, He killed everyone in Zimbabwe!
BetterSkatez2012 worships a tree and works for Bob the Builder, he makes about $9,999,999 an hour, though he is homeless because he doesn't understand what money is, but he's fucking rich!, He is the best writer on uncyclopedia by making all these stupid articles that were deleted a second later, he also believes in cheese, and watches Cheesebob Squarepants and goes to the farlands.
BetterSkatez2012 is also a wikipedia vandal, He vandalizes wikipedia pages every 200 seconds, and is banned on wikipedia for 400 dinosaur years!
Everytime he makes a mainspace article, it ends up deleted or in userspace, because BetterSkatez2012 sucks at being funny, <insert name here> is better than BetterSkatez2012, Especially spike the dog.
BetterSkatez2012 later asked Lucy to kill BetterSkatez2012, It failed, so BetterSkatez2012 climbed the Empire State Building and Died by a lighting strike.
BetterSkatez2012's corpse was picked up by Sachiko Shinozaki to pose threat to her victims, but it was reduced to a skeleton over the course of a year, Psychopaths like Mariko Kurama, Yuno Gasai, and Katonoha Katsura has seen it before!
94 years later, BetterSkatez2012's corpse was buried in Cedar Point by Stephen hawking because he is the king of awesomeness!
Fuck BetterSkatez2012, he is the worst!
When he died, The first thing he saw was Ice Cream, Foggy Backgrounds, Adolph Hitler, Crazy Drunken Vandals, and Izumi Akazawa, The next thing he saw was a Bucket of oxygen!
BetterSkatez2012 then went to dihydrogen cocaine land in pee afterlife!