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Well, here I am.
edit Pages I've Created
Well, at least tried to create. They kinda take off after I'm through with 'em. Brings a tear to my eye.
I realize that they're not all funny. And that is where you can help. Help me make these funny by expanding on them. That is what you can do. By the way, why are you on my user page? That's just weird...
HATE ME FOR WHAT I LOVE! Yes, I love toasters. What can I say? They're just so...good to me!
edit To Beloved
- I finally figured what I was banging my head into
- And it was not a person I was talking to
- My little toaster, I really do miss you
- My little toaster, I'm sorry I sold you
- My toaster, one day I will find you
- And you tell me toasters can't walk
- And you tell me toasters can't talk
- Well I'll continue my stubborn defiances
- And continue to talk to kitchen appliances
- Until my little toaster, I find you
- Yes the crazy old man has lost his head
- And talks to things that only toast bread
- Well, let me tell you there's more that they can do
- Like toast bagels, waffles, and Eggos too
- So my little toaster, I'm coming to find you
- And hope that you days are not through
- Because my toaster, I'm going to save you
edit Pictures of animals that don't exist, but should
Yeah, I made them all by myself. With paint. Because I can't afford to buy a better picture editor. Because I don't work. Because I do nothing but make pictures with paint. It's a never ending cycle.