User:Beachpenguin
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“In Soviet Russia, death ameliorates YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Ronald McDonald
HATE HATE HAT!!
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| This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| This user is a Christian
(as long as they put a dollar in the box)
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
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| MS-0
| This user doesn't know how to speak his mind, and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying liberals.
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| ETP
| Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is a
Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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| This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
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| This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
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| This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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| This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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| This user likes to eat anything orange.
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| Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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| AA!
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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| This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.
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| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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| ?
| Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user was brought to you by the letter H and the number 69.
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| THIS IS SPARTA!
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| This user is a magic ninja!
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| typo-1
| This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
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| This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.
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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).
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This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
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| This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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NOTE TO SELF: DIE
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
