User:Batmanattack33/People with little or no talent

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Here is an accurate comprehensive list of people with little or no talent whatsoever, of course, the title says it all, right? Ugg, I need a new job.

“Enough is enough, i have had it with these muthafucking snakes on this muthafuckin plane! ”
~ Samuel L. Jackson (doing some real acting) on reptile control

Nicki Minaj: She may be a fast talker, but when her songs are popped up on the radio, drivers are forced to change the station and put themselves at crash-risk or opt for the pain of ear-destruction.

Olsen Twins: These 2 Ashley and Mary-Kate, are long forgotten and have been, they are not to mention tools and appear to be druggies. They dont even write with the same hand.

Rebecca Black: Her parents spent $4k on that one video, which wasn't even good, nor was the music, after being bullied at school for it, guess what? she quit middle school. Don't believe me? Google it. BeanBlack

Jonas Brothers Those 3 disney-ass kiddies? Yea, not bad as people, but no reason to make music, and it's becoming apparent that not only have they not been on the news broadcast in the last 100 years or so, but also nobody has actually listened to any of their music.

Russell Brand A very creepy man this guy, Katy Perry would make a terrible president for making decisions as she cant pick which sports team she roots for: [[1]], or which man to marry. He is a former heroin and sex addict and a recovering alcoholic. He has had numerous run-ins with the police, having been arrested 12 times. Brand was ejected from the Gilded Balloon in Edinburgh, and he infamously introduced his drug dealer to Kylie Minogue during his time at MTV. His controversial humor and jokes about poor taste, we all know about the costume.

Elmo The hairy African American singer and comedian with an orange nose and a skin condition causing his hair and skin to turn red, Elmo always remembers to tell the little kids watching the tv "elmo loves you". Note that Barney also does that, but with music and dancing for 30 seconds straight. Elmo lives in a room constructed entirely of crayon, known as "Elmos World", do me a favor, don't watch Sesame Street.

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