Alas! Alas! My fate was so bitter, for I was condemn-ed that I did look upon sheep from a prison cell.
And that indeed was my sad lot for one whole month and for 4 further days and 4 nights.
All good folk should learn from my grievous error.
Indeed with joy I did join Uncyclopedia. But I was overconfident and filled with devilish pride.
And foolishly I did edit Uncyclopedia before that I had read the Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian.
Furthermore I did edit even before that I had read Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid.
And they did make me pay woefully for this error.
And this time I have read both carefully.
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This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
And I hope I will remember it all.
Why I wanted to get at Phyllis Schlafly. It wasn't Cyberbullying. It was reasonable criticism of a fairly prominent politician.
I'm also an administrator on some websites like Liberapedia. When I come across something that looks like cyberbulling I Google the name of the apparent victim if I can.
That way I can see if it's a prominent person or not. If there's just a first name I can't do that. If I can I check.