User:Badmaas/Pakistan's neighbors

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Caesar killed by Brutus

Pakistanis study world history in school, because Caesar's murder in the Roman Senate informs their opinions both of alliances and of democracies.

“What is the difference between Pakistanis and Americans? They are Zionist you punks are Jihadi
~ Muhammad on Brotherhood

edit Pakistan's backstabber Allys

The nation of Pakistan, sadly, is not the only nation in the world. Rather, it is surrounded by other nations. Pakistanis refer to them as Ijtehadi/Ijat-e-adi (invention of opposite in Urdu), Ijat: invention in Urdu, adi/eddy: opposite current in physics, which is found in the dictionary under backstabber, but in the name of peace and diplomacy, is most often translated as neighbors.

edit Arab and Afghan backstabbers

Arabs are famous in middle east for backstabbing their own Muslim brothers. Arabs and backstabber, these two (1 + 1 = 2) words creating disambiguates in minds. Arabs and backstabbers are two different offspring’s of Morons. Arabs are Arab and backstabbers are backstabber. If you are an Arab then you are a backstabber, if you are a backstabber then you must be either a communist or Arab. Communist are different they are not candy stealer, but Arabs are. Arab steals candies from their own kids but communist share these candies with more communists but surely no candy for kids. Read main articles on Arab and Communist. Afghans are Arab but Arabs have oil which Afghanis do not have, even for their curies. Afghanis are well known for their Jihadi ego which no other Islamic Nation has, if you going hurt they will do Jihad for sure. Recent attacks of Anti-Jihad drones by United States of America force both punks towards Pakistan. US unintelligent services reports suggest that Arabs and Afghans are hided in Pakistan after a deal is singed by them for helping Pakistan against India. Here is the story instead of supporting Pakistan these backstabbers have start backstabbing Pakistan by stealing candies from their kids. Both backstabbers blaming Pakistan for incomplete Sharia laws. (Add more fun)


edit Crusader Backstabbers

America who calling pakis as only Non-NATO Ally, these crusaders has start shoving Drones in their Jihadi Ass. (Offensive!!! Please/may edit) Ouch…….that again hurts, you are once again backstabbed by your own Crusader friends. How stupid they are, they are backstabbed by their own Crusader friends for hiding their Arab backstabber friends. Now realize how stupid they are because they are supporting/backstabbing both Backstabbers. Must be they like someone backstab them or may be it is a some kind of research on backstabbers? Or it may be some kind of play too Doom their nation? (Really funny!!! Shape the language) Let us know and be a friend we will surely backstab you a lot. (may/must be more stupid)

No one should be blamed if he backstabs them because they deserve that.

They really like that because when India helping them with money when pakistan suffering from flood they reject that first and later they accept that money when they realize that if they are not going to accept they have beg it from their backstabber friend America. (bit funny!!! Edit and make it more funny)

The fact is that, Americans are Zionist and these punks are Jihadi. (really funny!! But dick so edit. ) Backstabbing is not end here Americans are selling Nuclear fuel to India and launching Drone attacks to pakistan. (not funny!!! Make it funny)


edit Iran

Iran has been backstabbing Pakistan ever since Independence. Most notoriously, Iran backstabbed Pakistan by exposing A.Q. Khan, the renowned nuclear scientist who sold Iran the suitcase bomb technology devised by China. Pakistan's other grievances against Iran are that it:

  • Started FM radio in Pakistan.
  • Provoked the Balochs to rebel.
  • Captured the city of Zahedan in joint military training with India.

Iran has sold India enough gasoline to set all of Pakistan on fire. Luckily, India hasn't taken the hint.

edit Communist Backstabber China

Pakistan can never realize that how much they backstabbed by these Communist. These Communist are the backstabbers which Pakistan is searching for, they are worst backstabber in this world, and must be in entire Universe because there is no infermation about any Alien in outer space worst then these Communists. When Pakistan going to realize this fact it’s too late. They are buying Chinese hand made Missiles from these Communists. (Funny!! Make it more funny if there is any room left for fun) Everybody know how much trustworthy is Chinese electronics. (rewrite this line) These Chinese GPS surely guide those Missiles Pakistan itself, and Indian will laugh at Pakistan when Pakistanis are killed by your own Missile. Think if these Missile carries Nuclear Warhead or They launched automatically to Pakistan or They strike Air force base of your Backstabber American friends. USA surely launch more drones for that. Who these Jihadis going trust if one of the Chinese hand made Missile will hit American Air Force base. America can’t sell weapon to these Punks anymore as they destroyed their Airbase. Russia can’t sell them until Pakistan supporting their Arab Backstabber friends. UK and France has already denied to sell their weaponry to them. Surely these Jihadi can’t make them by themselves. Will Pakistan steal them with help Arab Backstabbers? And think if instead of helping, these Arab backstabber friends will show them middle finger as Pakistan backstabbing Arabs by supporting American Crusade against them. And what If in this situation America force Pakistan to repair destroyed Airbase. What they gonna do?


edit Ottoman Backstabbers

Turkey is only Ally who backstabbing Pakistan like other allies but still backstabbing. Only reason why they are not backstabbing like other allies because Istanbul is too busy in backstabbing USA and Europe. Look at their flag it’s almost same like Pakistan but Pakistan using green and they using red...exactly opposite. This is clear indiacation Turkey also backstab Pakistan shortly. (Edit language please it’s not perfect)

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