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Need we mention Soviet Russia?

[edit] In Soviet Russia

[edit] Cookie crumbles you!!!

[edit] And now I play GTA:SA.

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[edit] Pork

[edit] Poop

[edit] So the other day...

...I caught the nice bus. Because in this city only one bus has nice seats. Well so then I used a bus schedule to figure out how I could catch it again on the way back.

...I had Down's Syndrome...but they gave me a license anyways!!!

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