User:BaCaRuDa

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
es-0 This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
au-G This user does not speak 'Straylyan and furthermore believes 'Straylyan to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 'Straylyan.
ao-F This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).
do-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dolphin whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
elv-X This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers.
enl-4 This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.
enr-L Thith uther thpeakth Engrish with a really thexy lithp.
fur-E This user only speaks Furry because it was a required course in school.
ja-X This user only speaks Japanese enough to seduce native Japanese speakers.
la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.
lz-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Lesbian.
mor-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..
ns-P This f****r speaks Newspeak heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
ru-E This user only speaks Русский because it was a required course in school.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and furthermore believes Klingon to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Klingon.
tx-F This user got an F in Texan and likes their native language better (if they have one).
vg-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Vogon whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

yt-4 This user speaks ytmnd at a near-native level.
ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Jew This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.



The Story of BaCaRuDa

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air.

In west philadelfia born and raised, on the playground where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys said were up in no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "you're moving with your aunte and uncl- *Shot for copyright issues*

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Unamerican This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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