User:BaCaRuDa

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

es-0 This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.

au-G This user does not speak 'Straylyan and furthermore believes 'Straylyan to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 'Straylyan.

ao-F This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).

do-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dolphin whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

elv-X This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers.

enl-4 This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.

enr-L Thith uther thpeakth Engrish with a really thexy lithp.

fur-E This user only speaks Furry because it was a required course in school.

ja-X This user only speaks Japanese enough to seduce native Japanese speakers.

la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.

lz-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Lesbian.

mor-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..

ns-P This f****r speaks Newspeak heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

ru-E This user only speaks Русский because it was a required course in school.

This user loves pi

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and furthermore believes Klingon to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Klingon.

tx-F This user got an F in Texan and likes their native language better (if they have one).

vg-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Vogon whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

yt-4 This user speaks ytmnd at a near-native level.

ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.

אױ א שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניִק איִז אַ מכשוגאַנאַה שלמיעל אונ א ‫פֿאַרשטוקענאַ פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)

This user is a total UKer ...jolly good, wot?! (British Uncyclopedians)

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[edit] The Story of BaCaRuDa

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air.

In west philadelfia born and raised, on the playground where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys said were up in no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "you're moving with your aunte and uncl- *Shot for copyright issues*

[edit] Sandbox

Template of no real importance! Holy thinly disguised inneundo, Batman! This user is an official helper for Sliferjam's annual contest, and a shamless suck-up. You may ask this user for help, but don't expect an answer.

This user is Unamerican ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)