User:BAGEL

I'M HERE TO AVENGE MY BROTHER.

AND YOU'RE ALL GOING DOWN.

I listen to "Eye of the Tiger" while I write.

Things my brother wrote

• The Grand Canyon
• The Irish Potato Famine
• The Thunderstorm of 1976
• The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants
• On the Correct Handling of the Contradictions Among the People
• HowTo:Write on paper
• Anderson Cooper
• Boglet Of Ord
• 1947 Horse-Throwing Competition

I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender.