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Candle Dick is a son of a bitch who kills you, if you say his name, however, I have sir Chuck Norris here to kill him once and for all.[1]

Say it, man.

“Say what?”
~ Chuck Norris on the Above Statement

Umm, Candle Jck.

~ Chuck Norris on the Above Statement


“Who the fuck is Candle Jack?”
~ Chuck Norris on Candle Jack
“Oh Shi-”
~ Candle Jack on Above quote

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* Main Page

* Candle Jack
* Cool Story Bro
* Fiber
* Games
* Images
* Link to link to link 
* My Newgrounds Page
* redundant page 
* Sand Box
* Works 
* ^_^

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  1. As you can see, I have made this longer than necessary on purpose.
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