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What do you want here? Go away, moron! --The general Uncyclopedia community
|THIS GUY IS A LOSER. I WISH TO GUN HIM DOWN, AND THROW HIM INTO A GRUE PIT. Han Solo ISSUES THIS USER EATEN BY A GRUE. WHY? HE HAS NO HUMANITY AND LAUGHS AT THE PEOPLE WHO DIED AT THE VIRGINIA TECH MASSACRE.|
edit ...for the wrong reason
Actually, I was not laughing at the people who died at the Virginia Tech Massacre.
I found that the current version (April 18) of the article (just a blank page) was not funny, and I was
trying to piss off making fun of the Uncyclopedians who think that any tragedy can be laughed at, as long as it happens outside of the USA. For this reason, I created an UnNews article saying "Nothing happened at Virginia Tech. Uncyclopedia is afraid to talk about it", including a picture of Officer Barbrady. On the same day, another article[] appeared on UnNews on this topic, which featured on the Main Page on April 19. This shows that it is possible to write something funny on the subject. In addition, I went to the VT massacre talk page (not the article) and called those who protected the page hypocrites for acting like they care about the massacre.
Trying to piss off the Americans on Uncyclopedia is a perfectly good reason for banning me. Or even for nuking the country I happen to live in. Or another country, if you are in the mood. But I repeat that I was not making fun of the people who died at Virginia Tech Massacre. Han Solo is clearly too stupid to tell the difference between the two things, and the language he uses shows it: what does loser mean???
Therefore, I support my nomination [] for Useless Gobshite of the Month, and permanent ban from Uncyclopedia, but for a slightly different reason.